I'll admit, like Everton Football Club, Cashews are a good alternative for the neutral. But for that extra effort of dealing with the shells, the reward of eating a pistachio is superior.
I'll admit, like Everton Football Club, Cashews are a good alternative for the neutral. But for that extra effort of dealing with the shells, the reward of eating a pistachio is superior.
it's true. united are the pistachios of the premier league. they're always shelling out for a mediocre reward.
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Fucking peasants.
Pistachios are fine food to stave off death with. Cashews are nice in a pinch and can be the best nut in a bowl of salted garbage nuts.
Macadamia nuts are the kings. Buttery, balanced, magnificent. Accept no substitute.
My Hero Macadamia. Never had them standalone, only in cookies
I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents...eat Pistachio nuts.
- Prince Charles