"We're dead! We're dead! We're alive, but we're dead!" - Everyone, during the End of All Things.
SOURCE The Incredibles.

Shinsou: Punch me in the face.
Philomel: Punch you?
Shinsou: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Philomel: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
SOURCE Sherlock.

Person: [Gets bitten by snake]
Person: Oh no! Please help me! Is it poisonous?
Felicity: Nope.
Person: Oh, thank the Thayne-
Felicity: It's venomous.
SOURCE: Meme.

[When Amari first "joined" the Crimson Hand]
Amari: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Aur: [With his mouth full] Kill two.
SOURCE Tumblr.

Shinsou: You're so dramatic!
Philomel, with a rose between her lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping herself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.
SOURCE Tumblr.

"I had to take a sick day. I’m so sick of these people." - Philomel.
SOURCE Seinfeld.

"I’m a member of the GATE. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff!" - Alyssa Snow.
SOURCE Steven Universe.

[Now that Felicity's 18]
Felicity: I need an adult.
Felicity: Wait, I am an adult.
Felicity: I NEED A BETTER ADULT!
SOURCE Tumblr.


And now, a scene from Fallout: Nuclear Rage:
Shinsou: You're awfully mature for someone your age.
Felicity: Thanks! It's the trauma.
SOURCE ???