Nuclear Rage
EXP: 64,948, Level: 10
Level completed: 99%,
EXP required for next Level: 52
Shinsou: *Through his spirit sense feeling Felicity feel every negative emotion known to mankind intensely as she finds out that Whitevale is destroyed, thinks Shinsou is dead, gets severely drunk, sleeps with Leoric, regrets sleeping with Leoric, runs away, screams at Leoric while beating him to a bloody pulp, running away again, and contemplates yeeting herself off a cliff*
Shinsou: *High pitched and terrified* W H A T I S H A P P E N I N G !
[Cars 2]
Felicity: Stop talking down to me!
Leoric: I can't help it!
Leoric: You're so short!
[Meme]
Philomel: So what's it like dating Felicity?
Leoric: Once, I asked her to bring me a water while she was angry at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."
[Unknown]
Felicity: When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
[It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia]
Shinsou: Why don't you talk with Leoric?
Felicity: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Shinsou: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Felicity: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
[Brooklyn 99]
Felicity: *Trips on air*
Leoric: Haha, you're so clumsy!
[Later when Felicity's not around]
Leoric, punching the air: Who do you think you are, who tHE FRICK DO YOU THINK-
[???]
Shinsou: I'm Felicity's emergency contact.
Nurse: So you're here to pick her up?
Shinsou: No, I'm here to be removed as her emergency contact.
[Community]
Felicity: Oh, random cat, why can't I find anyone who likes me?
Leoric: I mean, you're an incredible fighter and alchemist, and a lot of people think you're cute. Surely there's bound to be someone-
Felicity, pressing cat up to her face: Random cat, no one loves me!
[???]
Shinsou: I have never taken the high road.
Shinsou: I tell other people to because then there’s more room for me on the low road.
[Parks and Rec]
Felicity, rolling up to her therapist's office: What is UP my homeboy I missed you, hope ur ready to hear some of the steaming hot garbage that happened to me this week!
[Tumblr]
Philomel: It was a gift from my mother.
Felicity: Your mom gives pretty bad gifts. Although, on the other hand all my mom ever gave me was abandonment issues, so...
[Brooklyn 99]
Felicity: When you brush your teeth, you brush your skeleton.
Leoric: Felicity?
Felicity: Yeah?
Leoric: Go to sleep.
[Tumblr]
Storm to Felicity: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves.
Storm: I'll go first.
Storm: I hate you.
[Vine]
Felicity: I'm not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Leoric flirting with other girls.
Shinsou: Yeah, that's jealousy.
Austin and Ally.
Leoric: Felicity, it's six in the morning. Did someone glue you to the fridge?
Felicity: No...
Leoric: Felicity, did you glue yourself to the fridge?
Felicity: ...Yes.
[That 70's Show]
Felicity: What on the Thayne's green earth is wrong with you?
Leoric: Do you want me to go chronologically, or alphabetically?
[TFLN]
Shinsou: We need a plan!
Felicity: How about we weep uncontrollably?
[???]
Last edited by Flamebird; 01-21-2021 at 08:14 PM.
"I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."
"I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."
Felicity Playlist.
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