Survival: You are transported to Althanas, the first thing to your right is your weapon, and the first thing to your left is your shield. Explain how you will survive!
to my right, a bloody tissue. To my left, another bloody tissue.
I guess...if anyone was germaphobic that'd work heavily in my favour, maybe my blood contains a virus that people on Althanas are super weak to? Is that a thing? I'm calling it, that's a thing, my blood is toxic to people on Althanas!