I was just finishing a very fine day of fishing, and was looking to get a drink when lo and behold a there was quite the commotion going on in the local bar, fancy that. Well I was here, lets do this! I grabbed the nearest stool causing some poor nelwyn to go flying, and started swinging! I didn't really recognize anyone right off the bat, I just found the nearest schlub , and cold-cocked him with my stool!

Now, I am normally a peaceful man but this was just fun, I wasn't going all out I was just looking to knock people down, and laughing maniacally. There's actually a few things one could do during a bar fight you could find a hidey hole, and ride out the storm; you could pick a group ,and join them against the others; pick outliers, and go after them, or lastly, and most fun...

DO THINGS THAT ARE NORMALLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE IN A SOCIAL GATHERING!!!

I threw my stool behind me... which coincidentally landed on the nelwyn that was getting up, jumped up on the bar, jumped from the bar to the chandelier, and swung off it!

Alf is acting like a jack ass for the fun of it and staying mostly out of the way of the worst of the fight proper