Hey there all you idiot fools
I'm here now, and I'll prove I rule
I'm the faun of all fauns
With my big ram horns
That I'll ram right up your thong
And tell you to, "go long!"

I'm the best of the rest
The world's first feminist
I've brought hundreds out poverty
Given whores a sense of dignity
If you don't know, or don't understand
Then let me tell you, you're the underhand
If you don't see a place for this morality
Then you might as well live in depravity

Flamebird, you're pretty cool with your red hair
But you've got a temper that makes all stare
You've got mummy issues, that much is clear
And won't be over them even next year

And you, Shinsou, pretend to be gone
You come and then aren't ever here long
You love me, you hate me - make up your mind
Because I've got got something to shove up your behind.