Incorrect Althanas Quotes

[Flamebird]

Shinsou: *Comes back from hell with PTSD and anger issues*
Felicity: Welcome to my world!
[Source: a common IRL saying]

Shinsou: Can you pass the salt?
Felicity: I would, but I don't think Storm would appreciate being picked up.
Storm: ...
[Source: ???]

Felicity: I wish you could block people in real life.
Shinsou: Restraining order.
Storm: Murder.
[Source: ???]

Shinsou: Things I want: snuggles.
Shinsou: Things I receive: struggles.
[Source: Tumblr]

[Storm and Felicity are crying and hugging each other in fear]
Storm: Felicity, no matter what I said; I've always kinda liked you!
Felicity: Veritas, I used your staff to unclog my toilet!
[Source: Spongebob Squarepants.]

Felicity: *Playing ukelale* Hey! How you doing, I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside!
[Source: Vine]

Felicity: [Knocks on door]
Storm: [Opens door]
Felicity: [Opens her mouth to speak]
Storm: Nope. Ain't happening. [Closes door]
[Source: VeggieTales in the House]

Shinsou: Guys, let me ask you a question. Can you two agree on anything?
Felicity: Yeah.
Storm: Not really.
Shinsou: Good to know.
[Source: ???]

Storm: Are you okay?
Shinsou: Yeah... why?
Storm: Because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Shinsou: Great, Storm, you made Felicity cry!
Storm: Felicity cries all the time.
Felicity: [While bawling her eyes out] That's not true!
[Source: ???]

Felicity: That’s a mean question! I’m not answering that!
Shinsou: Come on, it’s just a question. If you had to punch someone in the Brotherhood - if you HAD to - who would you punch?
Felicity: I'm not answering that! We’re all friends, why would I punch anyone?
Shinsou: It would be Storm, wouldn’t it?
Felicity: Yeah, but I don’t know why.
[Source: Friends.]

Shinsou: [Aggressively brags about Storm to Storm.]
[Source: Tumblr.]

Storm, whispering: I don't like you.
Felicity, whispering: I'll get over it.
[Source: Modern Family.]

Storm: I've been experiencing this headache that comes and goes.
Felicity: [Walks in]
Storm: And it's back.
[Source: ???]

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Storm: The most fundamental thing about sensitivity training is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret. You can only make fun of things that they have control over. Like Felicity, has PTSD. That is her choice. We can make fun of that. I did not choose to be an alcoholic.

Shinsou: Storm, you still can't make fun of people with mental health issues.

Storm: Who let—Who let the lemonhead into the room? You are a waste of life, and you should give up...is what I want to say, but I won't because that is why we're doing this right now. Shinsou, welcome to sensitivity training. For real.

[The US Office]

[Flamebird]

Storm: The most fundamental thing about sensitivity training is that you cannot make fun of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret. You can only make fun of things that they have control over. Like Felicity, has PTSD. That is her choice. We can make fun of that. I did not choose to be an alcoholic.

Shinsou: Storm, you still can't make fun of people with mental health issues.

Storm: Who let—Who let the lemonhead into the room? You are a waste of life, and you should give up...is what I want to say, but I won't because that is why we're doing this right now. Shinsou, welcome to sensitivity training. For real.

[The US Office]

I love how we're all on board the "Storm and Felicity Hate Each Other" Train! Toot toot!

[Flamebird]

"I came out to attack people, and I’m honestly having such a good time right now." - Arius.
Tumblr.

Storm: General Rhyolite, you should act your age!
Felicity: I'm eighteen.
Storm: Oh Thayne...
Source: Tumblr.

Felicity: *Lowers weapon after almost killing someone* Hayate was right. Revenge only brings more pain in the world..
Shinsou: Felicity, you have learned a valuable lesson.
Shinsou: *Takes her weapon and raises it to kill the dude* BUT I HAVEN'T!
Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Shinsou: Thank you all for coming to my Osiris talk.
Storm: Shinsou, for the last time, they don’t name it after the individual person!
Shinsou : Well, why should Ted get all the talks? *frowns*
Source: Tumblr.

"I'm good. I mean I haven't slept in 67 hours but I'm good." - Shinsou.
Tumblr.

Shinsou: What time is it?
Felicity: I don't know, let me check. *takes out a trombone and starts playing it*
Storm, yelling across Whitevale: WHO IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT THREE IN THE MORNING?!
Felicity: It's 3 am.
Tumblr.

"I’m alive, but only ironically." - Shinsou, after Unto the Cruel.
Tumblr.

Arius: I hate you.
Felicity: Meh.
Arius: I hate Shinsou.
Felicity: FIGHT ME!
Tumblr.

[Flamebird]

Storm: I licked it it's mine.
Shinsou: That's not a thing! Stop licking my stuff!
[RWBY Chibi.]

(Shinsou running a therapy session for Felicity)
Shinsou: What do we say when our feelings get hurt?
Felicity: ADD ITEM TO CART!
Shinsou: No.
[Facebook.]

Shinsou: I saw a garbage disposal that's rated for bones.
Storm: Like, what kind? Finger, femur, there's a big difference.
Shinsou: ...
Shinsou: ... Or chicken.
Storm: Ohhh, that's probably what they mean...
Shinsou: [Stares]
Storm: This is probably a "there's two different kinds of people" moment.
[Meme.]

Felicity: I am the definition of darkness.
Shinsou: You sleep with a fluffy dog plushie.
Felicity: Your point?
[???]

Kidnapper: (Over phone) We have your daughter.
Gwenael: I'm holding my daughter.
Kidnapper: (Getting frustrated) Then who just asked for chocolate milk in a straw and made us cut the crust off her PB&J?
Gwenael: Oh.
Kidnapper: What?
Gwenael: You have my wife.
[Meme.]

[Flamebird]

Felicity: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Hayate: [Silence]
Tumblr.

Hayate: Stop annoying me!
Rosie: You decided to adopt me. You're stuck with me.
Source: Missenell.

Hayate: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Felicity: Why are you asking me?
Hayate: Grell was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and I heard her say ‘why have the Thayne forsaken me.’
Twitter.

Grell: Is this perfume or alcohol?
Hayate: [Grabs bottle and chugs whole thing]
Hayate: Perfume.
Tumblr.

Felicity: Now, Rosie. What do we say if someone asks you out?
Rosie: BEGONE THOT!!!
Felicity, tearing up: I'm so proud of you...
Tumblr.

Felicity: So this guy is giving me trouble.
Hayate: Then kill him.
Felicity: Wha-no!
Hayate: Then I'll kill him!
Felicity: Hayate, NO!
Tumblr.

Gwenael: Hayate, can you ask Felicity if she likes me?
Hayate: You guys are dating.
Gwenael: Yeah, but can you-
???

[Flamebird]

Felicity: I... don't have a family.
Storm: Nobody cares.
Element Animation.

Felicity: You spent $68 on hair conditioner?!
Rehtul: A small price to pay for self-esteem.
Arrested Development.

Felicity: If I hit myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
Shinsou: Strong.
Hayate: Weak.
Storm: Stupid.
YouTube.

[Texting]
Shinsou: Where are you?
Felicity: I'm driving home from Target.
Shinsou: Felicity.
Felicity: What?
Shinsou: You took me to Target with you.
Felicity: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
Facebook.

Felicity: *Listening to metal cover of Look What you Made me Do* "It's not a phase, Shinsou!"

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Shinsou: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”

[Flamebird]

Leoric: *Looks in Felicity's general direction*
Felicity: BEGONE THOT!!!
Meme.

Leoric: Women are weak.
Felicity: I'm strong enough to carry your corpse through a forest.
???

"There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan. execute the plan. expect the plan to go off the rails. throw away the plan." - Leoric.
The Flash.

Felicity: Well, I warned you.
Leoric: You did.
Felicity: But did you listen?
Leoric: No.
Felicity: Do you ever listen?
Leoric: No.
Felicity: Are you listening now?
Leoric: No.
Tumblr.

"We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking." - Leoric.
The Mask of Athena.

Felicity: Quick! Hand me the rope!
Leoric: [Hands over noose]
Felicity: No! Not that rope! The rescue rope!
Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Leoric: I love it when you get angry-
Felicity: [glares]
Leoric: I meant at other people, not me…
Castle.

"When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’." - Leoric.
Tumblr.

Leoric: *Starts hitting on Felicity not knowing Shinsou is there*
Shinsou: Enpera-
Meme.

[Flamebird]

Leoric: Punch me in the face.
Felicity: Punch you?
Leoric: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Felicity: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
Sherlock.

Felicity [Walking into the kitchen]: Is something burning?
Leoric [Leaning against the counter]: Just my desire for you.
Felicity: Leoric, the toaster is on fire.
Twitter.

Leoric: You need a hobby.
Felicity: I have a hobby.
Leoric: Being bitter is not a hobby.
???

Leoric: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.
Felicity: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.
Superstore.

Leoric: I think you're acting a little immature.
Felicity: I'm not acting.
West Wing.

"Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life’s problems." - Felicity.
Inside Out.

Felicity: That's ridiculous, Leoric doesn't have a crush on me.
Shinsou: Yes he does.
Storm: Yes he does.
Philomel: Yes he does.
Rehtul: Yes he does.
Attila the horse: Yes he does.
Leoric: Yes I do.
???