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  1. #21
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    Felicity to Yvonne: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!
    - Monica, Friends

    Felicity: This is it. We made it!
    Felicity & Yvonne: Whoa.
    Yvonne: It's really creepy...
    Felicity: Yeah, isn't it great?
    Yvonne: We could get in big trouble.
    Felicity: I know!
    Yvonne: I wonder if its brains are still in there?
    Felicity: There's only one way to know. C'mon, let's go check it out.
    Fae Guide: The only checking out you will do will be to check out of here.
    Felicity: Aww man.
    Fae Guide: We're way beyond the boundary of Donnalaich.
    Felicity: Look, hot stuff is scared!
    Fae Guide: It's mister hot stuff to you, buddy, and right now we are all in very real danger!
    Felicity: Danger? Ha! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger! Ha ha ha ha!
    - Simba & Nala, The Lion King

    Yvonne: It's a beautiful day. Winds out of the east at ten knots, visibility... unlimited. Enter the weather in the logbook! [looks through binoculars] Oh! There's something down there! I will bring it back for science. Awww, it's a puppy. Ahh! No time! A storm! Lightning! Hail--
    Yvonne to Felicity: --What are you doing?! Don't you know this is an exclusive club? Only explorers get in here. Not just any kid off the street with a helmet and a pair of goggles. Do you think you got what it takes? Well, do you?!
    Felicity: Ah... y--
    Yvonne: All right, you're in. Welcome aboard. What's wrong? Can't you talk? Hey, I don't bite. You and me, we're in a club now. I saw where your balloon went. Come on, let's go get it! My name's Yvonne.
    Yvonne: There it is.
    Felicity: [looks over ruined bridge that leads to balloon... and gulps]
    Yvonne: Well, go ahead. [pushes gently]
    Felicity: [looks over shoulder for reassurance]
    Yvonne: Go on. [waves away]
    Felicity: [musters courage and applies goggles to face, starts crossing] Yahhh! [falls through ruined bridge]
    - Ellie & Carl, Up

    Felicity: For your information, there's a lot more to neanderthals than people think.
    Yvonne: Example?
    Felicity: Example... uh... neanderthals are like onions!
    *Felicity holds up an onion which Yvonne sniffs*
    Yvonne: They stink?
    Felicity: Yes... No!
    Yvonne: Oh, they make you cry?
    Felicity: No!
    Yvonne: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...
    Felicity: [peels the onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Neanderthals have layers... You get it? We both have layers. [walks off]
    Yvonne: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody likes onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!
    Felicity: I don't care what everyone else likes! Neanderthals are not like cakes.
    Yvonne: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like parfait." Parfaits are delicious!
    Felicity: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Neanderthals are like onions! End of story! Bye bye! See ya later.
    Yvonne: Parfait's may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!
    - Shrek & Donkey, Shrek
    So I’m cutting that branch off the cherry tree.
    Singing this will be my victory.
    Then I, I see them coming after me.
    And they’re following me across the sea.
    And now they’re stinging my friends and my family.
    And I, I don’t know why this is happening.
    ~ Thrice, Black Honey.

  2. #22
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    I literally need to have Felicity say that first quote! xD The onion one had me laughing so hard! xD

    EDIT: I had to get some quotes...

    Felicity: Why isn't eleven pronounced onety one?
    Yvonne: ... This is my favorite thing you've ever said ever.
    [Source: ???]

    Yvonne: You know you can take more than one trip?
    Felicity: [Carrying 50 bags] Two trips are for the weak!
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    "Yvonne told me to grow up and I was speechless. It’s hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth." - Felicity.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Felicity: Oh no, I ruined everything!
    Yvonne: [Narrating] She said with surprise in her voice, for some reason.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Yvonne: We’re not here to judge you. We came to kick butt, catch bad guys, and eat pie.
    Felicity: Not necessarily in that order.
    Yvonne: And it hasn’t been.
    Felicity: We started with the pie.
    Yvonne: Always.
    [Source: Psych.]

    Yvonne: I bark.
    Yvonne: [Points to Felicity] That girl there, see her?
    Yvonne: She bites.
    [Source: Dog Day Afternoon.]
    Last edited by Flamebird; 03-03-2018 at 11:40 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  3. #23
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    Yvonne: If you can't stir with the big girls--
    Felicity: Stay away from the cauldron.
    - Pinterest

    Felicity: Yes, we are aware how obnoxious we are when we are together.
    Yvonne: No, we don't care.
    - Pinterest

    Felicity: Sweetie, you have to think before you speak.
    Yvonne: Why? I can say anything to you without thinking about it first.
    Felicity: Yeah, well men aren't like us. They're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority.
    - Angela & Brennan, Bones
    So I’m cutting that branch off the cherry tree.
    Singing this will be my victory.
    Then I, I see them coming after me.
    And they’re following me across the sea.
    And now they’re stinging my friends and my family.
    And I, I don’t know why this is happening.
    ~ Thrice, Black Honey.

  4. #24
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    Felicity: Gee, maybe I didn't have the money after all, Yvonne.
    Yvonne: Yeah.
    Felicity: Maybe I dreamed it.
    Yvonne: Yeah.
    Felicity: Maybe I'm just a stupid lame brain.
    Yvonne: Yeah.
    Felicity: ...
    Felicity: Couldn't you hesitate a little on that one?

    Felicity: Gee, I'm scared!
    Yvonne: Don't worry, Felicity. I'll think of something.
    Felicity: That's what I'm scared of.

    Yvonne: Felicity? Buddy? Don't tease old Yvonne! Say something!
    Felicity: [Weakly] Something.
    Yvonne: Well, there's something...

    Felicity: You leave that to Yvonne. She's the brains of this outfit!
    Person: Well, what does that make you?
    Felicity: What else? An executive.

    Felicity: We've gotta fight them to the end, Yvonne!
    Yvonne: Yeah! And I've got news for you, Felicity.
    Felicity: What's that?
    Yvonne: This is the end.

    All from: Rocky and Bullwinkle.
    Last edited by Flamebird; 04-19-2018 at 09:54 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  5. #25
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    Yvonne: Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.
    Felicity: They forgot to mention morons.
    - Pinterest

    Felicity to Yvonne: You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me! I'll train you... Make your appointment today!
    - Pinterest

    Felicity: Disease; IDIOTITIS. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. Might be contagious.
    Yvonne: Best defense; slap and run.
    - Pinterest

    Felicity to Yvonne: Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed. Proceed with caution."
    - Pinterest
    Last edited by Yvonne; 04-21-2018 at 08:44 AM.
    So I’m cutting that branch off the cherry tree.
    Singing this will be my victory.
    Then I, I see them coming after me.
    And they’re following me across the sea.
    And now they’re stinging my friends and my family.
    And I, I don’t know why this is happening.
    ~ Thrice, Black Honey.

  6. #26
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    Felicity to Yvonne: Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed. Proceed with caution."
    - Pinterest
    This is too perfect!

    "Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls per day." - Yvonne.
    [Source: ???]

    Yvonne to Felicity: I love you, pal, don’t ever doubt that for one second!
    Yvonne to Felicity: But also at the same time I am so done with all your crap, it's unreal.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    "If you ever break Yvonne's heart, that’s okay. She's only got one and it’ll heal. But I’m going to break all 206 of your bones in exchange." - Felicity, to any dates Yvonne has ever.
    [Source: Internet.]

    Felicity: I have edge.
    Yvonne: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.
    [Source: ???]

    Felicity: Be the bigger person.
    Yvonne: I am 3ft. and bitter. You be the bigger person!
    [Source: ???]

    Felicity: I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control...
    Yvonne: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.
    [Source: The Office.]

    Felicity: [Angrily sreaming in the middle of town] I AM NOT MAKING A SCENE!!!
    [Source: TAWOG]

    Yvonne: Felicity, are you okay?
    Felicity: Aw, don't worry, Yvonne. I'm a big girl! I can handle this.
    Felicity: [Shuts and locks door, throws herself onto bed bawling]
    [Source: TAWOG]
    Last edited by Flamebird; 05-09-2018 at 08:50 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  7. #27
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    More characters than Yvonne and Felicity this time.

    "For the record, it could kill us to meet new people. They could be murderers, they could be carriers of unusual pathogens. " - Lilly.
    [Source: TBBT.]

    Yvonne: There's the guy who took your ice cream. Now's your chance, be assertive!
    Lilly: Hey, that's my ice cream!
    Yvonne: Great, now let him have it!
    Lilly: That's okay, you can have it.
    Yvonne: [Facepalms.]
    [Source: Spongebob Squarepants.]

    Fenn: It’s becoming increasingly obvious… I can deny it no longer!
    Fenn: … I am small.
    [Source: Spongebob Squarepants.]

    "If I don’t kill somebody soon, I’m going to forget how." - Lye.
    [Source: Big Trouble.]

    Fenn: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
    Nevin: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
    Stare: Spiders.
    Eteri: Wasps.
    Ezra: Terriers.
    Felicity: Yvonne.
    [Source: Internet.]

    "Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket. " - Aur
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Amari, pointing to her chest: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.
    [Source: ???]

    [knock on the door]
    Eteri: You wanna get that?
    Nevin: And interact with people? No thanks.
    [Source: Good Luck Charlie.]

    Lilly: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
    Yvonne: Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?
    Lilly: … Nothing.
    Yvonne: I'm doing better than you then.
    [Source: Vine.]

    Maddy: Just curious, is there a reason your sword is still pointed at me?
    Kyla: Well, there's probably still some part of me that wants to stab you.
    Maddy: I get that.
    [Source: Teen Wolf.]

    Sei: Don't take that tone with me, young lady. I fought the war for your sort.
    Ashla: I bet you're sorry you won.
    [Source: A Hard Day's Night.]

    "Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, Nevin just kinda giggles at me and says “aw, you’re so cute when you’re angry.” Like, no. Stop. Recognize my power." - Felicity.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Max Dirks: Why does everyone always assume the worst in me?
    Ashla: It saves time.
    [Source: The Nanny.]

    Eteri, hugging Nevin: I knew I made a good choice!
    Nevin: In what?
    Eteri: My best friend.
    [Source: Cars.]

    "Girls, come on! Leave the saving the universe to the men? I don’t think so. " - Philomel.
    [Source: the Incredibles.]

    Lye: Weren't you killed?
    Kyla: Yeah, but I'm okay now.
    [Source: Invader Zim]

    Fenn: Wanna know how hardcore I am?
    Fenn: [punches a wall]
    Fenn: Take me to the hospital.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    "Dear Diary, my teenaged angst now has a body count." - Ashla.
    [Source: ???]

    Yvonne: Isn’t it bad to use anger as fuel?
    Felicity: Two negatives always make a positive so, your point?
    [Source: ???]
    Last edited by Flamebird; 05-12-2018 at 12:14 AM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  8. #28
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    Yvonne: There's the guy who took your ice cream. Now's your chance, be assertive!
    Lilly: Hey, that's my ice cream!
    Yvonne: Great, now let him have it!
    Lilly: That's okay, you can have it.
    Yvonne: [Facepalms.]
    [Source: Spongebob Squarepants.]
    I just choked on my bhuja snacks.

    OMG.
    Fenn: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
    Nevin: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
    Stare: Spiders.
    Eteri: Wasps.
    Ezra: Terriers.
    Felicity: Yvonne.
    [Source: Internet.]
    I'm literally crying from laughing too much. Someone, help. Did not expect. *struggles to take breath*

    Like, no, stop! Recognize my power! Haha, these get funnier as time goes on and we get to know each other's characters better, lol.
    So I’m cutting that branch off the cherry tree.
    Singing this will be my victory.
    Then I, I see them coming after me.
    And they’re following me across the sea.
    And now they’re stinging my friends and my family.
    And I, I don’t know why this is happening.
    ~ Thrice, Black Honey.

  9. #29
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    Thank you! It's actually really hard to find good quotes for the drow-dwarf though :/

    Fenn: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Philomel: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.
    [Source: Teen Titans.]

    [Everyone is trapped inside Nevin's shop, which has been locked for the night]
    Avis: Everybody calm down! We have enough food to last for weeks-
    Felicity: [Burps after consuming multiple barrels of food] -That's hours.
    [Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

    Eteri: Hey, where are you going?
    Nevin: To take a long, hard look at my life.
    Eteri: Well, while you're there, would you pick up a quart of milk?
    [Source: Hey Arnold.]

    Fenn: Nevin! Nevin! Look! I got us friendship bracelets!
    [pause]
    Nevin: (sigh) Alright, Fennick. (holding out wrist) Put it here.
    [Fenn puts them on, revealing that they're handcuffs]
    [Source: RWBY Chibi.]

    Yvonne: Be careful when you cut the onions, they can make you cry.
    Felicity: NOT IF YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!
    Felicity: [Stabs the onion]
    [Source: TAWOG.]

    "I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you." - Lye, to Scarlet.
    [Source: Parks and Recreation.]

    "You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character." - Practically every character on this site.
    [Source: ???]

    Lye: Why is the world against me?
    Scarlet: Is that rhetorical or would you like me to answer?
    [Source: Tumblr.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  10. #30
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    Lye: I just want to take over the world! Is that so hard?
    [Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.]

    Ashla: Follow my lead!
    Black Shadow: Pfft! Why would I follow you?
    Ashla: Because I'm the leader of this mission.
    Black Shadow: Oh, you're too dumb to be the leader!
    Ashla: You don't understand how dumb I can be!
    Ashla: Wait...
    [Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.]

    [During Blood Fury and Alchemy]
    Nevin: If I didn't know better, I'd say you're nervous about something.
    Felicity: [Fake, nervous laugh] Me? Nervous? Are you kidding me? It's not like I'm hiding some personal flaw I never told you about that could put the alchemy and experiments in jeopardy! [Laughs even more]
    Nevin: So... You're okay with being poked with a needle?
    Felicity: Are you kidding me? Pfft! I love being poked with needles! I was born to be poked by a needle! I'm wondering why you're not poking me with a needle right now! Come on, let's go! [Shouts loudly and charges right through door]
    Nevin: ...
    Nevin: Well I'm convinced. [Smashes through wall next to door]
    [Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.]

    Maddy: Scarlet, do you trust me?
    Scarlet: Madison, you're my best friend! So I'm comfortable saying... not always.
    [Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.]

    Felicity: I have powers and I have no idea how to use them!
    [Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.]

    Vitruvion: Release Avis and no harm will come to you.
    Vitruvion: Maybe a little.
    [Source: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

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