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  1. #71
    Nuclear Rage

    EXP: 64,948, Level: 10
    Level completed: 99%, EXP required for next Level: 52
    Level completed: 99%,
    EXP required for next Level: 52


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    GP
    1,898

    Name
    Felicity Rhyolite
    Age
    19
    Race
    Neanderthal/ Human Hybrid
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Corone

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    Leoric: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
    Felicity: All I drank was Redbull!
    Leoric: How many?
    Felicity: Eighteen.
    Source: NCIS.

    Shinsou: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
    Felicity: We could attack them with hummus.
    Shinsou: I stand corrected.
    Felicity: Just keeping things in perspective.
    Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

    Felicity: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
    Leoric: Aren't you forgetting something?
    Felicity: Uuh... [hesitantly kisses Leoric's forehead before running out.]
    Leoric: No, pay your bill! Who raised you?
    B99.

    Lye: What's wrong with you?
    Felicity: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
    Source: Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

    Leoric: Last night I found out Felicity is a sleep talker.
    Lye: Oh, really?
    Leoric: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
    Source: Unknown.

    Leoric: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
    Felicity: Aw. I did not know that.
    Leoric: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."
    Felicity: Okay, that seems unnecessary.
    Source: New Girl.

    Felicity: We're going mattress shopping.
    Leoric: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
    Felicity: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
    Leoric:
    Felicity: Wait, no. You were talking about making love.
    Source: B99.

    Felicity: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
    Shinsou: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
    Felicity: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
    Shinsou: I pity your dentist.
    Felicity: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.
    Source: B99.
    Last edited by Flamebird; 05-13-2021 at 02:28 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  2. #72
    Nuclear Rage

    EXP: 64,948, Level: 10
    Level completed: 99%, EXP required for next Level: 52
    Level completed: 99%,
    EXP required for next Level: 52


    Flamebird's Avatar

    GP
    1,898

    Name
    Felicity Rhyolite
    Age
    19
    Race
    Neanderthal/ Human Hybrid
    Gender
    Female
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    All of these are from an incorrect quotes template blog.

    Leoric: I will fight the next person who insults my partner.
    Felicity: I hate myself…
    Leoric: Alright my beautiful flower, square up.

    Felicity: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
    Kylie: It was me…
    Felicity: … Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

    Celandine: [eating a cinnamon roll]
    Evian: Cannibalism.
    Celandine: [confused chewing noises]

    Rehtul: Hey Felicity, do you have any hobbies?
    Felicity: Swimming..
    Rehtul: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
    Felicity: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

    Celandine: : What does “take out” mean?
    Felicity: Food.
    Shinsou: Dating.
    Lye: Murder.
    Leoric: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.

    Felicity: Why is Kylie crying?
    Leoric: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
    Kylie: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
    Felicity: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say...
    Kylie: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
    Felicity: NO NOT THAT!

    Leoric: I want to kiss you.
    Felicity, not paying attention: What?
    Leoric: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

    Felicity: Ugh, the power went out.
    Leoric: Don’t worry, I got this.
    Leoric: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
    Felicity: What-?
    Leoric: I swallowed a glow stick!
    Felicity, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

    Felicity: Leoric is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should I do?
    Rehtul: Punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
    Shinsou: Tackle him!
    Hayate: Dump him.
    Lye: Kick him in the shin!
    Leoric: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
    Last edited by Flamebird; 03-23-2021 at 01:17 PM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  3. #73
    Nuclear Rage

    EXP: 64,948, Level: 10
    Level completed: 99%, EXP required for next Level: 52
    Level completed: 99%,
    EXP required for next Level: 52


    Flamebird's Avatar

    GP
    1,898

    Name
    Felicity Rhyolite
    Age
    19
    Race
    Neanderthal/ Human Hybrid
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Corone

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    Felicity: "I am a grown up. Grown ups do not play."
    Felicity: Gets on floor and plays with toy vehicles, pretends airplane is smashing into monster
    Leoric: Walks in
    Felicity: "Hey, Leoric! Wanna play!"
    Leoric: -_-
    [Looney Tunes Show]

    Felicity: "Where are you going, dad?"
    Shinsou: "Buying milk." Walks out and never comes back
    [Meme]

    Felicity: "The details are irrelevant just bail me out of jail!"
    [?]

    Felicity: I ask for snuggles.
    Felicity: But all I receive are struggles.
    [Meme]

    Canen: What are you doing?
    Felicity: Furiously writing on parchment Writing a spiteful hate filled letter to everyone I know!
    Canen: That sounds healthy.
    [Looney Tunes Show]

    Felicity: I'm just like you! You're just like me! We live in constant agony! Life's really hard, and my tears are blue! Yes I am a girl like you!
    [Barbie Princess and the Pauper, but with different lyrics]

    Felicity: Canen! Wait, didn't you die?
    Canen: Yeah, but I got better.
    [Invader Zim]

    Felicity, shouting at Leoric: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE MAN IN THE RELATIONSHIP!?!
    [Looney Tunes Show]
    Last edited by Flamebird; 05-08-2021 at 09:32 AM.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

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