Althanas Carols

[Black Shadow]

One from Amber Eyes back in the day:

Max Dirks Did You Know?

Max Dirks did you know?
That your website, would make us all so crazy?

Max Dirks did you know?
That this silly site, would have zook and Manda with a baby?

Did you know?
That Althanas, would have fish people and fauns?
That this website that you pay for,
would have us all up till dawn?

Max Dirks did you know?
That this website, would have a huge family of Mystics?
Max Dirks did you know?
That everyone would be dying to end them?

Did you know?
That Madison, would destroy countries with her plan??
That on this silly website,
soon she’d rule the Hand?

Max Dirks did you know?

The Chronicle,
will get JCs,
the IK will recruit,

The podcasts record,
the PGs fight,
Jensen’s gun won’t shoot

Max Dirks did you know
that your website
would make Lye need a vacation?
Max Dirks did you know, that your website,
would have Aurelianus and abomination?

Did you know? That Althanas
would inspire this song?
It really could have been better,
but it took too long.