FizzyLizzy: Chris?
YeahMate33:...Who asks?
FizzyLizzy: Your Vagina
Yeahmate33: Over the internet?
FizzyLizzy: Chris?
YeahMate33:...Who asks?
FizzyLizzy: Your Vagina
Yeahmate33: Over the internet?
"Admiration is the emotion furthest away from understanding"
AngelicMalice15 (9:17:37 PM): WHORE
restitutionspork (9:17:59 PM): Wow, someone's bitter that they never hit this.
AngelicMalice15 (9:19:06 PM): Please Manda. You're easier to get into than community college
"I think I did as well as might be expected, seated as I was between Jesus Christ and Napoleon Bonaparte." - Prime Minister David Lloyd George, on President Woodrow Wilson and Premier Georges Clemenceau in Paris, 1919.
"The Ziggy Stardust cut is the only cool mullet that there's ever been." - Barney Hoskyns
Full disclosure
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:25 PM): The Hopsital called today
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:32 PM): I'm negative for mono
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:33 PM): So
restitutionspork (8:15:45 PM): rofl. So it's a different std?
AngelicMalice15 (8:15:46 PM): It's just a terrible, unknown virus with the symptoms of mono
restitutionspork (8:15:53 PM): That sucks
restitutionspork (8:15:58 PM): Maybe you got the bird flue.
AngelicMalice15 (8:16:00 PM): I'd prefer to know what it was
restitutionspork (8:16:01 PM): *flu
AngelicMalice15 (8:16:09 PM): I could have acute HIV
restitutionspork (8:16:33 PM): There are preachers in this area who say that you get that from being gay.
restitutionspork (8:16:58 PM): If you had just slept with me when you had a chance, this never would have happened.
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:09 PM): Those preachers have names for you
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:20 PM): Ever been to Babalyon?
AngelicMalice15 (8:17:22 PM): WHORE
restitutionspork (8:17:44 PM): Wow, someone's bitter that they never hit this.
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:51 PM): Please Manda. You're easier to get into than community college.
AngelicMalice15 (8:18:57 PM): Thank Fraiser for that one
AngelicMalice15 (8:19:11 PM): And google, for reminding me
AngelicMalice15 (8:21:50 PM): That was good
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:03 PM): I finally have random thread material
restitutionspork (8:22:43 PM): rofl. Hey now, I do have standards. If they aren't gorgeous, they gotta have big packages.
restitutionspork (8:22:45 PM): *lick*
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:55 PM): That explains - well shit
AngelicMalice15 (8:22:58 PM): I can't use Zook
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:18 PM): He's either Gorgeous, which he isn't. Or he's sporting a huge cock
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:33 PM): Fuck you for forcing me to compliment him.
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:36 PM): Damn you!
AngelicMalice15 (8:23:57 PM): I'm stuck between a rock and zook's cock.
restitutionspork (8:24:16 PM): He does have a gigantic cock. And the sex....so amazing. OMG. I should loan him to you, he's awesome.
moderndaypaladin (8:25:02 PM): dude
moderndaypaladin (8:25:07 PM): you're bitter you never hit that
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:15 PM): I am
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:20 PM): But don't tell Althanas
AngelicMalice15 (8:25:23 PM): She can't know.
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[21:15] al_0120: OMG!
[21:15] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): ?
[21:16] al_0120: my math teacher is gay and old, he pat my back today...
[21:16] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): psh homophobe
[21:16] al_0120: i felt so violated
[21:16] al_0120: ok dude a pat is a quick sec... this was more like 10secs
[21:17] al_0120: i was the fisrt to finish my midterm and he was like "You're done? Why dont you stay? Here sit next to me so we can work on some "math" problems"
[21:18] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): ooookaaaaayyyyy
[21:18] al_0120: yeah um... it all started with that pat
[21:18] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): then u say "no thank you I have to do get to my house to wait for te cable guy thats coming."
[21:18] al_0120: LOL
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): and then RUN!
[21:19] al_0120: cable guy?
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): sure
[21:19] al_0120: i thought that was a gay joke
[21:19] al_0120: X.X
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): cable woman if your going to establish your straightness
[21:19] al_0120: lol
[21:19] al_0120: Plumber
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): plumber woman?
[21:19] al_0120: i need my pipes unclugged
[21:19] Giancarlo(Shika-Kun, Streak101): kinky
[21:20] al_0120: not Mario, but Maria
[21:20] al_0120: lol
Everything is all shiny and new!
I think my "How to Become Godhand in Twelve E-Z Steps" dvds are finally starting to show results.
dont4getmyheart (11:30:13 PM): how does "hey dont be afraid of hurting my feelings. i want to know whats on your mind. and if i did something wrong, i apologize"
dont4getmyheart (11:30:19 PM): i feel as if i should add like
dont4getmyheart (11:30:24 PM): "we need to talk"
dont4getmyheart (11:30:28 PM): or
dont4getmyheart (11:30:41 PM): "come over tmw so we can talk?" or something.
dont4getmyheart (11:30:56 PM): or omit the apology
dont4getmyheart (11:31:01 PM): b/c maybe i dint do ne thing wrong.
Midvalley20 (11:31:01 PM): we need to talk.
Midvalley20 (11:31:04 PM): just get to the point.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:11 PM): omit apology?
Midvalley20 (11:31:22 PM): omit apology
Midvalley20 (11:31:26 PM): we need to talk.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:26 PM): k.
Midvalley20 (11:31:28 PM): that's all.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:31 PM): thats it?
Midvalley20 (11:31:36 PM): correct.
dont4getmyheart (11:31:40 PM): no "i want to know whatson your mind"
Midvalley20 (11:31:45 PM): no
dont4getmyheart (11:31:50 PM): no "dont be afraid to hurt me"
Midvalley20 (11:31:52 PM): none of those words are "we need to talk."
dont4getmyheart (11:31:56 PM): lolz
dont4getmyheart (11:32:03 PM): just "we need to talk"
Midvalley20 (11:32:03 PM): seriously, dawg.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:06 PM): no asap?
Midvalley20 (11:32:08 PM): no asap
dont4getmyheart (11:32:10 PM): no pronto?
dont4getmyheart (11:32:15 PM): lol
Midvalley20 (11:32:17 PM): asap is not in the sentence "we need to talk."
dont4getmyheart (11:32:24 PM): hehe
dont4getmyheart (11:32:27 PM): your being anal
Midvalley20 (11:32:29 PM): my goodness. teaching a girl to talk to a guy is serious business.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:32 PM): ANAL ANDY
dont4getmyheart (11:32:36 PM): ^_^
dont4getmyheart (11:32:39 PM): it better work.
dont4getmyheart (11:32:43 PM): ANAL ANDY
dont4getmyheart (11:32:45 PM): rofl.
Midvalley20 (11:32:47 PM): SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TEACHING WOMEN TO TALK LIKE MEN TO OTHER MEN.
On Winnie the Pooh:
moderndaypaladin (6:02:24 PM): all I really remember is that I used to hate the character names
moderndaypaladin (6:02:28 PM): because they seemed stupid
Loquelf (6:02:41 PM): The only name I really liked was Kanga.
moderndaypaladin (6:02:43 PM): plus I felt that if everyone else had to be named by their species, Christopher Robin should have been Human
Loquelf (6:02:57 PM): Christopher Robin was human...
moderndaypaladin (6:03:10 PM): well the owl was named Owl, the rabbit was named Rabbit
moderndaypaladin (6:03:18 PM): so Christopher Robin should have been named Human
moderndaypaladin (6:03:20 PM): since he was human
Loquelf (6:03:25 PM): Ah, I see.
Loquelf (6:03:44 PM): I don't get why they called him Christopher Robin. Middle names mean trouble, you know
Loquelf (6:03:48 PM): Chris woulda done just fine.
moderndaypaladin (6:03:59 PM): yeah especially since he wasn't a red chested bird...
moderndaypaladin (6:04:07 PM): Christopher Robin is just showing off
moderndaypaladin (6:04:19 PM): I think he wanted to make everyone else feel bad that they didn't even have one good name when he had two
Loquelf (6:04:40 PM): Probably. he was the only non-stuffed animal based character.
moderndaypaladin (6:04:46 PM): I really wonder what happens at meetings of rabbits
moderndaypaladin (6:04:51 PM): since they all had the same name
moderndaypaladin (6:05:00 PM): is Rabbit here?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:02 PM): which one?
moderndaypaladin (6:05:08 PM): uhh... the one with the yellow fur
moderndaypaladin (6:05:11 PM): thats like eight of us
moderndaypaladin (6:05:13 PM): oh never mind
Loquelf (6:05:30 PM): I'm sure they have individual names that they don't share with outsiders.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:36 PM): thats probably it
Loquelf (6:05:40 PM): Like the Jellicle cats.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:43 PM): otherwise it'd just be rediculous
Loquelf (6:05:48 PM): Exactly.
moderndaypaladin (6:05:49 PM): E. E. Miline should have made that clear
moderndaypaladin (6:06:01 PM): it would have made my childhood a lot less traumatic
Loquelf (6:06:22 PM): He didn't expect kids to read too deeply into his world.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:26 PM): I spent many a day of childhood concerned about nomenclature in 100 Acre wood
Loquelf (6:06:31 PM): He was not planning for you, Shyam.
moderndaypaladin (6:06:53 PM): it would seem so
moderndaypaladin (6:06:58 PM): I'm so putting this in the convo thread
Loquelf (6:07:07 PM): Go on. I was thinking about it.
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AngelicMalice15 (10:20:01 AM): All I know is I can't take cough medicine
AngelicMalice15 (10:20:08 AM): My taste buds won't allow it
restitutionspork (10:27:24 AM): I'm sorry. Have you tried making homemade cough medicine? Then you could flavor it as you liked.
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:43 AM): I need the shit with kodine in it'
AngelicMalice15 (10:27:52 AM): It's perscription
restitutionspork (10:28:02 AM): Oh. If I were you, I'd do some heavy drinking.
restitutionspork (10:28:08 AM): That's what I do when I get sick.
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:49 AM): Your car doesn't work, you might not have a job, your boyfriend (who already has a kid) is from Virginia, and you do heavy drinking
AngelicMalice15 (10:28:57 AM): I smell Grammy winning country song
restitutionspork (10:29:43 AM): If the Jack D doesn't do it, try moonshine. It's pretty easy to make if you've got garden hoses, a couple of jugs and some PVC pipe. And a working stovetop. Ha ha. It's true. My life fucking sucks. I wish I were dead. And yet...I still don't listen to My Chemical Romance. Awesome.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:22 AM): Oh
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:26 AM): That was low.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:36 AM): It doesn't matter
restitutionspork (10:30:39 AM): I did it for Johnny Cash.
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:44 AM): we all have something we shouldn't do
AngelicMalice15 (10:30:58 AM): Some people smoke, some people like MCR, some people DRINK WHEN THEY'RE ILL.
Today I offer up myself to this
I'm living for my dying wish
I give it all, now there's a reason
There's a reason to give it all
-Rise Against
Between me and a friend who lives two hours in my past:
Me: Good morning.
Her: Hey, it's still May for me.
Her: ^_^
Me: I'm in June! MWAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
Her: Why does that entitle an evil laugh?
Me: Because it does.
Her: Alrighty then.
Me: I am in your FUTURE and talking to you.
The Karu knows.
AngelicMalice15 (9:29:55 PM): Why red lenses?
Jack Raynes (9:30:05 PM): Because red lenses look good.
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:17 PM): They have sun glasses lenses now
AngelicMalice15 (9:30:26 PM): Would you like red tinted versions of those?
Jack Raynes (9:30:48 PM): Haven't you ever seen that scene in a movie or videogame, where it's pitch black and you suddenly see two big red glowing eyes appear, and it gets closer and you see it's a commando wearing a gas mask.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:01 PM): That is pretty bad ass.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:17 PM): A gas mask would go well with a Bakaclava and a swat helmet
Jack Raynes (9:31:28 PM): Indeed.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:40 PM): I ...I actually own the other two things
Jack Raynes (9:31:47 PM): Fuck you, faggot.
AngelicMalice15 (9:31:58 PM): It's for my Ocelot Soldier costume
Jack Raynes (9:32:10 PM): FUCK YOU.
AngelicMalice15 (9:32:15 PM): I have the beret too.
Jack Raynes (9:32:21 PM): FUCK
Jack Raynes (9:32:22 PM): YOU
"I think I did as well as might be expected, seated as I was between Jesus Christ and Napoleon Bonaparte." - Prime Minister David Lloyd George, on President Woodrow Wilson and Premier Georges Clemenceau in Paris, 1919.
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