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    BigMcLargeHuge's Avatar

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    Yo.

    First off, let's copy paste what I have written on my wiki page.

    "Raised by a family of wild guinea pigs in the uncharted wilderness of Manchester, Big McLargeHuge (real name: Lance Corporal Big Ermintrude Godzilla Fluffytrousers Jim-Bob Foxxy Beefchest "The Man with a Plan" McLargeHuge) is a supervillain in training who enjoys jumping off tall buildings for fun and has a large resume of skills which he can't name, mostly because they don't exist. In between taking over the world (OF COURSE!) and jumping off tall buildings, he enjoys Althanas, playing guitar incredibly badly, writing the first few chapters of novels which he never finishes, and repulsing girls by getting within 50 feet of them. He is also painfully aware that creating a census page for a Level 0 character is probably bad form, but wants to get his foot in the door anyway and hopes for a long relationship with Althanas (not that kind, perverts)."

    But, seriously...

    My name is Big McLargeHuge (at least online, mostly due to extremely paranoid lessons about online safety), and I'm a 17-year-old student who has picked exactly the wrong year to join Althanas because of the huge volumes of homework involved. Still, whatever. Slacking off is fun.

    And now, a confession! I actually used to do quite a bit of RP back in the day (that day being 2007), but to be frank, I was bloody hopeless. I was a compulsive godmodder, all my characters were unlikeable dicks that alienated every other character, I couldn't be arsed to read other peoples' posts and thus created my fair share of plot snarls... yeah. I ended up not RPing so much any more. Still, through a combination of realising I'd alienated everyone on the Pendragon fan forums and not being 13 anymore, I'd like to think I've got better. I've an open thread here, if you'd like to judge that for yourself and maybe join in with a newb's roleplay excursions (yeah right):

    http://www.althanas.com/world/showth...685#post191685

    Shameless plug aside, I look forward to my future RP here!

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    Non Timebo Mala
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    Letho's Avatar

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    There's a joke here somewhere about that name you have and overcompensation... :P

    But yeah, welcome.
    "Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity."

    William Butler Yeats - The Second Coming

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    Welcome to Althanas!

    Fear not, I've not forgotten about your message, I'm thinking on it .

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    I wanna say first, hello hello and welcome to althy!

    As for the "bloody hopeless" part, we all start somewhere? So.... oh well! So long as you learn from it, it's still a good thing.
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    Welcome to Althanas!
    "Being evil never felt so good!" - Marie, Splatoon

    these are the weapons of bedeviling times

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    That name better be from MST3K.

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    Stump Beefknob!

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    If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
    If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same;
    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings
    And never breath a word about your loss;
    Yours is the worldand everything that's in it.


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    Screw You, Andy.
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    ..... I got nothin....
    2011 Althy winner for Best Comeback, Most Helpful Moderator, and Best IC Odd Couple (With Enigmatic Immortal). 2012 Althie Winner for Mr. Althanas, and best Bromance (also, with Enigmatic Immortal). 2014 Althy Winner Best Battler for Forrals Fortress.

    Gisela Open Winner (First Year), Lornius Cooperate Championship 3rd Place Winner (1/2 of 'Don't Blinke!', 2nd year).

    (21:41:22) Sulla: If you kill god, Nihilism fills the void, you need the ubermensch to take the place of god. Sei is the ubermensch.

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    Grey, with a hazel corona
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    Thief

    Thanks for the good wishes, guys. And yes, the name's from MST3K. (Brick Hardmeat! Slab Squatthrust! Punt Speedchunk! Bob Johnson! No, wait...)

    And Sei, if you need help, here's a list of all the nicknames from Space Mutiny.

    http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/mstnames.html

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