It's exactly what it says on the tin. I'll start:
I was attacked by vikings today.
I had to drive a station vehicle in the town's winter parade, and at the end of the line, I got swarmed by a dozen vikings wielding maces, broadswords, and axes.
However, thanks to some previously-acquired intel (from the sales manager who arranged the attack), I was armed with a sword of my own.
I was able to strike down two of the vikings before receiving the business end of a warhammer.
I ate some chocolate...
And then I went to bed.
"My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realize they're bleeding."
- John Constantine
"Self-control is for those who can't control others."
- Gavin Guile
"There are two secrets to becoming great. One is never to reveal all that you know."
- Anon.
I did badly at a draft, but traded into a playset of Rakdos's Return, a Stomping Ground, and 4 Clan Defiance.
Holy crap thats some stornk trading.
I painted a wall...
Crowded streets all cleared away
One by One
Hollow heroes separate
As they run
You're so cold
Keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while
Strong men die
I was the designated driver while Zook and Dirks got drinking and then we went out and watched ladies dressed up inspired by Lord of the Rings characters and take their clothes off.
A customer told me I looked like "the guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," but never said which one.
Fart bomb at work...
"White needles buried in the red
The engine roars and then it gives
But never dies
'Cause we don't live
We just survive
On the scraps that you throw away"
-Re-education (Through Labor), Rise Against
Today we couldn't get the doors open and had to climb out the window to shovel three feet of snow!
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We did, but you have to sleep sometime, and when it's coming down at 3" an hour it doesn't take much ; (
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I woke up.
I'm still alive.
That's a miracle in itself.
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