Out of Character:
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“Keep the curtains closed,” snapped Lord Victor Rosanque with a mewling hiss, “and leave me to my misery.” The lord curled himself in his red leather easy chair, his arms wrapped tightly around his knees. Unkempt raven locks cascaded down his face, the grease on them shimmering in the faint hearth’s light. His two guests stared at him in a bored, though amused, silence, while the servant he’d scolded ran back from the window like a beaten dog.
“Sweet Victor, you needn’t worry. Just a bit of sunlight won’t ruin that wonderfully pale veneer of yours.” Maximillian Gildenfalt’s smile was as famous for being able to delight his high society friends as it was infamous amongst his staff. The man was lithe and tan, with fine white silk clothing woven in such a way as to leave little to the imagination. He lounged on his reclining couch with a servant girl close at hand, occasionally catching her unaware with a wandering grope. “Oath-brother,” he began with that feeble, noble sincerity, “my dear sister has been dead an awful long time. Mayhaps you’re ready to join the rest of us in the world of the living?” He turned now on his stomach, the girl helping his effete body as it moved.
“How dare you,” Victor snapped back, for once a flush of life catching his dour face. Before he could continue, however, Lady Wolkenhorst took a break from her plate to interject.
“Victor, love. Maxi, like always, is right in all the wrong ways.” Crumbs fell from the folds around her mouth as she spoke. Despite her size and lack of grace, she wore the clothes of a woman half her age and a third her size. The servants had had to fetch the largest chair in the manner for her, and each of them passed a worried look from one and other with every creak of the steadily weakening frame. “We’ve watched you waste away in here for over a year. You don’t eat, you barely sleep, and you only invite us by to sit in this dreary hall and listen to your prose.”
“And god! We have listened!” Maximillian’s hand shot straight into the air. “It’s time for a change, my dear.” He sat himself up to look Victor dead in the eye, unflinching even during an awkward silence that ensued.
“Well then,” Lord Rosanque finally said in little more than a whisper, “what did you, dear friends, have in mind?” The lady slapped her hands together in delight, and Maximillian took to dancing around a bit with his reluctant servant, her eyes sweetly pleading with the others. His friends squealed in sickening unison -
“A party!” Victor looked hesitant, but his eyes had all the base qualities of defeat to them. With a head hung low, he relaxed to sit like his station dictated. With a heavy sigh, he acquiesced.
“When, dear Hilda and Maxi, can I expect this travesty?”
“We’ve already taken care of the arrangements, oath-brother!” The deviant’s dancing slowed to a trot before he finally threw the girl down on the couch, chuckling as he watched her get back to her feet. “I’ve even brought in a few more strong hands for our soiree!” He pointed to me. Finally.
Every rumor I’d heard about these wretched nobles seemed like gospel truth. Stories surrounded them in some sort of mythos, but I was not easily cowed by flimsy fancies that so easily took the servants I impersonated. I saw these dreadful people for what they really were; the selfish, cruel, reckless abandon in each of them hearkened to a weakness at their very core. Wealth and titles had dutifully done away with their dignity and restraint. I walked over, as beckoned, with the same cowardly steps I’d observed in the cooks and valets, before being caught in Maximillian’s mincing clutches.
“Now boy,” he began, his thin fingers at my chin, petting it softly as one would a hound. I dared not look him in the eye just yet, for fear he’d see the white-hot fire in my glare and know his time had come, “how quickly can you muster a get together, for we fine masters?” His smile was slicker than the dribble of grease that dripped from Hilda’s maw.
“By the end of the week, m’lord, should be ample for the readying.” Maximillian pulled my face to his, with some great effort on his part even though I’d gone limp, and giving me all the overwhelming aroma of his womanly scent.
“Be on your way then, all of you, you’ve jobs to do!” Lady Walkenhorst shooed away the help, but not before requesting her third platter of meat-laden finger foods. As I strolled off away from the dour, hungry, and prying eyes, I hurried a step faster than the peons that surrounded me. As we closed the massive oak doors to the room, I could heard their worried whispers. Doubt befell each of them, some measly fear that their efforts would not be enough, and that the lash or worse awaited each should they fail. I was, as always, confident in my abilities. Walking past the rabble towards the servants' quarters in the basement, I took a sharp turn in the shadows, often unnoticed during the daily travel of the workers of the manor. Slipping inside a pantry closet, I slid back a small panel on the wall, and crawled my way into the hidden sanctuary I’d made.
My uncle was right on all accounts. Lord Rosanque’s father had this small office built to keep away from his sensitive son and shrewish wife many years ago. Uncle Dussek had been spot on in its location, but there was little doubt as how he’d come by the information. Each of those three wastes of flesh had dealings with him, and each had betrayed him in turn. The fat Hilda had refused repayment on a loan for a vineyard once the winter had withered the crop to nothing. The sullen Victor had dangerous knowledge that might shine unwanted attention my uncle’s way. And Maximillian was troublesome to the reputation of every high-born, including some former relations of mine. His debauchery was the stuff of legend, especially after it came to light that he’d held a group of village youth against their will for more than one hundred days. Any book written on the subject would be ripe for banning.
Discretion was key to killing them all without any blame falling Dussek’s way, so he’d had a few acquaintances recommend me as an excellent bit of help for a party, and he’d charged me to eliminate them with a princely sum of ten thousand gold. And after all my planning, shopping, letting writing, and booking, I’d be lucky to see ten pieces of it. But no matter the cost, I knew what had to be done. The chaos I planned by throwing the wildest feast yet seen would be the perfect cover for my perfidy.
”The messages will spread the word to every corner of Corone and Scara Brae, and I’ve had postings left in every capital in every continent for over a month. Villain, hero, rabble, and king, all were needed. Necessity dictates course. And I dictate necessity."