Well, I don't expect much out of this, but some of you might be salvageable. The concept is simple, insult the person (or character) above you. It can be true, or not, as long as it's funny. By posting in this thread, you forfeit the right to get mad about it. If you can't think of something for the people above you, I am the default roast-ee. Don't pull any punches, and try to keep a sense of humor.
Begin.
Sings we a dances of wolves, who smells fear and slays the coward,
Sings we a dances of mans, who smells gold and slays his brother.
Inanimation Station (feat. Fez)Ebivoulya (Level 3)
Steppe It Up (feat. Storm)
Who You Gonna Call? (feat. Elthas)
Low Stretches The Hand (feat. Gum)
Somehow Ebi managed to level up when I haven't seen him post ICLY in ages.
There is a darkness in you. In all of us, probably. Beasts we keep chained. Ordinary men have to keep the chains strong, for if we let the beast loose then society will turn upon us with fiery vengeance. Kings though...well, who is there to turn upon them? So the chains are made of straw. It is the curse of kings, Helikaon, that they can become monsters. And they invariably do.
Rayleigh is pretty chill. ♥
If Vince was a better father figure then maybe he'd make better furniture.
'nature denied me claws and fangs, so I tore the earth apart, forging them of iron and crafting them of steel'
Althanas' Fitiest Fiter (2015-2016)
got an ingot of titanium
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Well, if someone didn't pack away more than a whale does in a year in one hour...
At least we didn't need to copy Sei of all people when coming up with a character concept.
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At least we don't make fun of people who actually write and contribute to site activity.
There is a darkness in you. In all of us, probably. Beasts we keep chained. Ordinary men have to keep the chains strong, for if we let the beast loose then society will turn upon us with fiery vengeance. Kings though...well, who is there to turn upon them? So the chains are made of straw. It is the curse of kings, Helikaon, that they can become monsters. And they invariably do.
Rayleigh is pretty chill. ♥
Nope, we just make fun of people who think the epitome of creativity and humor is a codpiece shaped like an otter that shoots off lightning when you masturbate with it.
Yeah and ... umm ...
No I cannot do it. Andy is just far too awesome.
Oh wait! He is American. BURNNNNNN
"Tol. Mela. Othor." "Versh. Sai. Memnae." Come. Love. Conquer. - Philomel in Tolkein Sindarin, Faunish and Tradespeak
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You can make fun of things! Maybe you just need to actually look where your going and not be distracted by the great big horns weighing down Phi's head, or talking with your silly accent on skype all day!
Spear - Delyn and Livol
Titanium Lock
Snack - Dragon Meat
Silver Bell - Enchanted with a light spell that's good for up to 10 feet forward and to either side of dim light.
Damascas Jian - A Red blade that weighs 2 lbs. Enchanted, sword does indeed feel like 20 lbs to any who hold it, but to those being struck by it, it only adds an extra 5 lbs of weight to the strike
Best Battle of 06
Ailsa is the worst thing to happen to Scotland since Braveheart was re-released with an all Susan Boyle soundtrack.
EDIT: That darn cat...
Colin has all the charm of a sickly pet you'd love to put down, but it's your girlfriend's and she'd complain too much about it, so you let it crap on your carpets and stare at you with that one lazy eye. Except he's worse, because all he does is talk about Nintendo and straddle the fine line of yiff like a Morris Dancer over yarn.
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"The man who is to be great is the one who can be the most solitary, the most hidden, the most deviant, the man beyond good and evil, lord of his virtues, a man lavishly endowed with will - this is precisely what greatness is to be called: it is able to be as much a totality as something multi-faceted, as wide as it is full."
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