Your Top Ten

[Herald]

I like making lists of utterly random things. I don't know if it's been done on here before, but the idea is just to post a Top Ten list. Top Ten list of what, you ask? Anything. Maybe when it's all over, we'll compile a Top Ten List of Top Ten Lists, even.

I've got a couple to start it off.

Top Ten Things I Don't Want to See When I Look Directly Up

10. A bird about to crap
9. A bird in the process of taking a crap
8. Multiple birds taking multiple craps
7. Dumbo among a flock of birds having a crap competition
6. George Bush
5. George Bush taking a crap
4. Alien invasion
3. Descending nuke
2. A giant turkey
1. Hillary Clinton's back in the mirror over my bed

Top Ten Things I'd Like to See When I Look Directly Up

10. A lightbulb when I have an awesome idea
9. A thought bubble of whatever I'm currently thinking
8. A billboard of myself
7. A cabinet full of date-rape drugs and Cyrus the Virus' phone number ; )
6. A billboard of Jessica Alba
5. The real Jessica Alba
4. Money raining from the sky
3. An angel
2. A scantily clad, naughty looking angel with black wings and a mischievious smile.
1. Two scantily clad, naughty looking angels...

Your turn, Althanas. What've you got for me in the way of Top Tens?

[Seth_Rahl]

Well, since apparently I have nothing else to do, I guess i'll do this. >.>

Top Ten Things I don't want to see when I look down--

10. George Bush
9. No pants.
8. No underwear.
7. Flying monkeys. IT HAPPENS PEOPLE
6. Flying NINJA monkeys. o.0
5. Man titties.
4. A man dressed as Jessica Alba.
3. My mom.
2. My mexican cousin.
1. My dick staring up at me like a dog begging for a hamburger.

[Call me J]

What you really need is a bottom 10.

Courtesy of Strong Bad, relatively free of charge:

10. Dry T- Shirt Contests
9. That horrible painting that’s been in Strong Mad’s closet since we were little.
8. Emails with more than one fwd or re in the subject line.
7. Miniaturized versions of already bite-sized food.
6. Foul stench of wet the cheat
5. Umm… Not Pidgeons
4. There was this one time I had to hug a tree
3. The ridiculous habit of giving chocolate desserts dangerous sounding names.
2. Songs that try to pass of la la’s, na na’s and doot do’s as legit lyrics
1. Cleaning up your own puke off the keyboard.

Herald, that will be $7.50. Bring paper towels.

[Cyrus the virus]

7. A cabinet full of date-rape drugs and Cyrus the Virus' phone number ; )

O_o_O

[Bleater]

Top Ten Numbers Between 1 and 10.

10) 2
9) 6
8) 4
7) 9
6) 8
5) 5
4) 10
3) 1
2) 3
1) 7

[Elijah_Morendale]

^lol

Top Ten Reasons Why I'm Never Having Kids:

1) The missus will make me change their diapers
2) My phobia of babies crying
3) My life gets put on hold until they're old enough for me to legally kick out onto the mean streets
4) Their insistence that they always have their way
5) Shaken baby syndrome is a hard thing to pin on someone else
6) They don't pop out of the womb with a full, comprehensive ability to speak and understand English
7) How am I supposed to afford my video games and audio recording equipment?
8) Rap music will take the fun of corrupting them away from me
9) The missus isn't cool with my idea of staging my death and living with her as the "uncle" to avoid any parental responsibilities
10) It's bad enough I had to babysit my niece for 20 minutes

[Moonlit Raven]

Elijah, babies are not all bad.

The top ten reason's to have a kid

1. Watching your spouse’s face the first time the kid says 'shit' or something like it.
2. Hearing the word ‘mommy’ or ‘daddy’ for the first time.
3. Knowing that your evil genes will live on to rule the world.
4. Pay back for all of the shit your parents put you through.
5. Getting to see firsts. (First step, first word etc.)
6. Unconditional love.
7. Free entertainment (Little kids are always doing stupid, funny stuff)
8. Family traditions you start just for the heck of it.
9. Free slave labor, just wait five or six years.
10. Pride issues. (My kid scored higher than yours did on the math test)

[Seth_Rahl]

Top ten most rediculous "songs":

10. Happy Birthday
9. D&D
8. I saw momma kissin santa claus
7. Kyle's mom is a bitch
6. THIS IS MEXICO (mexican love song)
5. The song that never ends
4. I am I Don Quiote (man of la mancha)
3. Any friggin' E-type song sped up to 3x (alvin and the chipmunks on crack)
2. The pokemon theme songs
1. Sex blockers! (Spiderman and friends)