Random IM convo thread #55215943323

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

(18:29:19) Lye: My potato is whining like a puppy
(18:29:31) Fezomorph: Evening.
(18:30:09) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: All of the things.
(18:30:11) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Wait, potato?
(18:30:18) Fezomorph: 502.
(18:30:21) Lye: Yup.
(18:30:22) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Hey fez and Fenn
(18:30:29) Fezomorph: Hey Shin.
(18:30:31) FennWenn: Hi the Lye and Fez~
(18:30:32) FennWenn: <3
(18:30:39) Fezomorph: Fenn.~
(18:30:48) Lye: Fresh out of the microwave and its whimpering...
(18:30:55) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Has anyone here ever heard of In The NIght Garden?
(18:31:02) FennWenn: nnnope
(18:31:06) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: It's a kids show that is trippy as fuck
(18:31:06) Lye: Nope
(18:31:08) Fezomorph: Nay.
(18:31:17) redford: shin
(18:31:19) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Please youtube it and tell me how long you last
(18:31:21) Lye: Maybe I should take it for a walk?
(18:31:23) redford: wanna come over for some spaghetti?
(18:31:24) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: Red
(18:31:35) Shinsou_Vaan_Osi: You're cooking? I'm game
(18:31:42) Lye: Do you want food? Are you sick? WHAT DO YOU WANT POTATO!?

[FennWenn]

(08:30:11) Amari: I really hope the drawing of Shin is similar to butterfly aizen
(08:30:19) Amari: he's all glittery and shiny
(08:30:25) FennWenn: yis
(08:30:32) Amari: like that guy from Hero Acadamia who thrusts beams from his stomach
(08:30:37) Briarheart: Just copy paste what's his face from Bleach and color his hair brown
(08:30:41) FennWenn: I did chibi shin, but I think it was wrong; does Shin have a beard
(08:30:55) Amari: Shin changes it
(08:30:59) Amari: so both is right
(08:31:07) FennWenn: that'd explain it
(08:31:20) Lye: Aizen is lame.
(08:31:22) FennWenn: I guess he periodically shaves and unshaves his face
(08:31:47) FennWenn: faces can be unshaved, I think
(08:32:20) Lye: He just takes one of Maddy's potions.
(08:32:25) Briarheart: He opens up the dev menu and enters beard=1
(08:32:25) Lye: The hair unbalder.
(08:32:36) Amari: he rubs johns sweat on his face
(08:32:39) FennWenn: but it should sprout thorns instead of hair
(08:32:46) FennWenn: b/c Maddy Magic
(08:32:55) Briarheart: Beard of Thorns
(08:33:00) Briarheart: New Maddy ability
(08:33:01) FennWenn agrees with Amaritheory
(08:33:15) Briarheart: (she can already do it, but she should have a virus that does that to others)
(08:33:47) FennWenn: (do it)

(We love you Shin)

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

I can't even.

...

Bankai.

[FennWenn]

(10:08:53) Lye: I want to hug a hype.
(10:08:59) Lye: So like...
(10:09:05) Lye: If I cut off a hype arm
(10:09:10) Lye: And stuck it in soil
(10:09:17) Lye: Would I get a minihype?
(10:09:24) Briarheart: You'd get a necking of a lifetime
(10:09:28) FennWenn: !!!
(10:09:38) Briarheart: And probably not
(10:09:42) Lye: It's called landscaping.
(10:09:47) Briarheart:
(10:09:53) Briarheart: Hype would cry
(10:09:56) Briarheart: Bite your throat out
(10:10:01) Briarheart: Consume thy flesh
(10:10:09) Lye: Would a hype bikini wax require hedge trimmers?
(10:10:11) Briarheart: And then cry some more because that was so unladylike
(10:10:15) Amari: omg
(10:10:21) Briarheart: :O
(10:10:26) FennWenn: Poor Hypehype
(10:10:40) Amari: can we keep the hye plant in the windowsill
(10:10:42) Amari: of our little abode
(10:10:48) Briarheart bristles
(10:10:50) Briarheart fluffs
(10:10:56) Briarheart scatters things about
(10:11:13) Lye: Overloading Andy is one of my favorite things.
(10:11:24) Atzar: he's throwing a plantrum
(10:11:35) Briarheart acquires admin powers
(10:11:38) FennWenn: Leaf him alooone
(10:11:38) Atzar: B)
(10:11:39) Briarheart /kick Atzar
(10:11:47) Briarheart /kick FennWenn
(10:11:53) FennWenn: Nuuuu
(10:12:04) Briarheart /ban Lye
(10:12:05) FennWenn firmly roots self in chat
(10:12:09) Amari: I mean.
(10:12:21) Amari: he's all bark and no bite
(10:12:34) Lye: Hate to see him leave, but love to watch him walk away.
(10:12:39) FennWenn: No need to get thorny
(10:13:03) Briarheart kick Amari
(10:13:06) Lye: ermagerd thurns!
(10:13:11) Briarheart /ban FennWenn
(10:13:16) Atzar: eh, he'll be vine eventually
(10:13:16) Lye: Oh god
(10:13:19) Briarheart /deleteaccount Lye
(10:13:21) Amari: I will kick yu Mister!
(10:13:22) FennWenn: Lye really is on the hedge
(10:13:27) Briarheart /deleteaccount Atzar
(10:13:31) Lye: Did you see the Irma gerd florida house?
(10:13:33) FennWenn: and so am I
(10:13:36) Briarheart /deleteaccount FennWenn
(10:13:42) Amari: well lye is turning a new leaf
(10:13:43) Briarheart: Yes I did, it was great
(10:13:53) Lye: Amazing.
(10:14:05) Briarheart buys the rights to the site from Dirks and shuts it down
(10:14:11) Lye: That guy should win a home upgrade.
(10:14:19) Briarheart sells the name for two orders of mozarella sticks
(10:14:31) Atzar: so you'd be acquiring root admin powers?
(10:14:44) FennWenn: All these problems stemmed from our puns
(10:15:07) Lye: I think the puns is the one reason Andy went archivist for a while.
(10:15:22) Briarheart: Well
(10:15:25) Briarheart: it was part of the reason
(10:15:34) FennWenn: But then we turned a new page and made book puns
(10:15:41) Briarheart: Other part was I had some stories I wanted to tell in that veign
(10:15:43) Briarheart: Veing
(10:15:49) Briarheart: fucking hell fein
(10:15:51) Briarheart: SHIT
(10:15:53) Briarheart: vein
(10:15:56) Briarheart: THERE WE GO
(10:15:56) Atzar: LOL
(10:16:04) Lye: He's shaken up.
(10:16:09) Lye: We've done our job.
(10:16:17) FennWenn: O dear
(10:16:19) Briarheart: You are all the literal worst.
(10:16:22) Lye: Now give the man some Motza sticks
(10:16:50) Lye: He needs to go to his happy place
(10:16:54) Amari: <3
(10:16:58) Briarheart: yes
(10:17:00) Briarheart: gib
(10:17:05) FennWenn: Vine by me
(10:17:19) Briarheart /deletecomputer FennWenn
(10:17:36) FennWenn: Do excess puns soil the joke?
(10:17:46) Althanas: Briarheart logs out of the Chat.
(10:17:46) FennWenn shrivels into goo
(10:17:58) Atzar: this has been ideal
(10:17:58) FennWenn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(10:18:30) Amari: hahahhahhaha
(10:18:37) Lye: When Andy leaves after a good punning, I feel he pushes away from his desk and does that kermit gif.
(10:18:45) Lye: Just arm flailing and angry screaming.
(10:19:00) Amari continues to bother him with puns on FB
(10:19:15) Atzar: yes, I can envision this

[Amari]

Briarheart: I don't tell Puns
Briarheart: Cal-Amari

[Briarheart]

It's photoshopped. I can see the pixels.

[Storm Veritas]

I love everything about this.

[Ashla]

Puntastic!

[Lye]

(09:06:36) Briarheart: It's Maddy's.
(09:06:41) Briarheart: You don't know what was in those shots.
(09:07:06) Briarheart: oops, brb
(09:07:58) Lye: Seeds
(09:08:05) Lye: Literal Maddy seeds.
(09:08:20) Lye: Like a goddamn chia pet.
(09:09:10) Lye: I feel like Hype would have come home one day from the bazaar with a chia pet.
(09:09:11) Amari: oh shit
(09:09:22) Amari: maddy babby
(09:09:31) Amari: it comes out in a fancy suit and just goes "you all suck." and leaves.
(09:09:40) Amari: baby Maddy is like that movie, baby boss
(09:09:57) Lye: It would have been affectionately named prior to even getting home with it.
(09:10:01) Althanas: Error: Connection status: 502
(09:10:24) Lye: Something like, "Spud" or "Cloverbutt".
(09:11:31) Amari: and Hype would be like "Why isn't spud talking back to me?"
(09:12:43) Lye: Trying to teach it to talk like a dog. "Come on, spud! Speak! Speak!"
(09:12:50) Lye: "You can do it! Speak!"
(09:13:14) Amari: "Shakes it"
(09:13:20) Amari: WHY. ARENT . YOU. SPEAKING
(09:13:26) Amari accidently breaks it
(09:13:28) Amari crys
(09:14:22) Lye: "Madison..? Am I --sob-- Am I a bad parent?"
(09:14:56) Althanas: Nosdyn logs into the Chat.
(09:15:14) Nosdyn: hey all lol.
(09:15:18) Amari: and Madison without missing a beat: Yes.

[Amari]

(01:18:31) Briarheart: Hypemom is best mom
(01:18:36) Briarheart: Except when she's the worst
(01:19:12) Lye: Hype would be a terrible mom for anything that is dependent on another for continued life.
(01:19:25) Lye: But great for adults and those struggling with the non-essentials.
(01:19:55) Briarheart: She is a good emotional rock and boat-steadier
(01:20:00) Briarheart: But a terrible caregiver
(01:21:16) Lye: *dumps water on crying small child. Crying intensifies. Plops horse manure on top of child. Goes into a full tantrum. Hype starts crying too.* "I thought it was hungry~... T^T"
(01:21:53) Amari: "human why you no like? this is best poo
(01:22:00) Amari: look *Shoves it into her own mouth*
(01:22:32) Lye: "M-maybe it needs to be polinated..." *blushu*
(01:22:42) Lye: *Covers with bees while utterly embarrassed*
(01:22:59) Lye: *Child is now being stung repeatedly*
(01:23:29) Lye: Madison: "What in the literal fuck?!" *grabs Hype by the wrist and hurries off to the sounds of guards coming*
(01:23:48) Amari: no no
(01:24:02) Amari: you forgot to add the part where Madison drop kicks the screaming poop covered bee infested child over the horizon
(01:24:08) Amari: hide the evidence
(01:25:30) Briarheart: This is now canon.