Hello friends, enemies, frenemies, and everything in between! Do you know what makes althanas great? it's not andy's stoic tsundere mentality, and it's not ray's huggable personality, or Fenn's... what does fenn even do that makes her so cute? doesn't matter! they're not what makes althanas great. Wanna know what it is? It's the ALTHYGAMES! That bastion of silliness and subjectivity that you've all come to know and love. Well, come to know, maybe I guess. Anyway!

Place FIRST, and you have won a piece of pocket lint! It even looks like the Mona Lisa if you look right at it in a certain way! Also 75 gp
Place SECOND, and receive a disfiguring accident that causes you to lose all your friends! Can be traded in for like 50 gp
Place THIRD, and I'll slip you 20 gp under the table, in addition to the 5 gp prize money!

PROMPT:
A PARTICULARLY loud and rowdy orc (who has been drinking, as they are wont to do) has decided that he will take you home for the evening! He's really putting on the moves for you, talking about his exploits and conquests, and buying you drinks whenever you like. How do you break it to him that you won't be the target of his brawny advances this eve? OOOOORRRR do you go along with it?!?!?!? ONLY time will tell! actually only you will tell, but w/e.