Right-o, here's what I'm looking to buy for now--

-- One long-sleeved button-down shirt, white, made of cotton
-- One pair of dress slacks, black, made of wool
-- One vest with a hood sewn into it, black, made of sifan
-- One silk necktie, black
-- One pair of black leather gloves
-- One really nice pair of leather dress shoes, black

Each of these pieces of clothing need to be enchanted so that if they suffer any tearing, they will knit themselves back together. Also, any stains (dirt, blood, chemicals, or otherwise) will disappear if they're simply brushed off with a swipe of one's hand.

What's the damage?