STR: 7 - He's a wizard.
DEX: 10 - Quick reflexes boost an otherwise very unremarkable athletic package.
CON: 9 - Perhaps less squishy than many wizards, but still squishy.
INT: 13 - He's a fairly intelligent guy...
WIS: 10 - ...who understands less than he'd like to believe.
CHA: 11 - Can be charming if he likes you.