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  1. #41
    Nuclear Rage

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    Felicity: Hey, Nevin! Hey, Nevin!
    Nevin: What, Felicity? What is it?
    Felicity: Want to hear what I've learned as an alchemist?
    Nevin: I guess?
    Felicity: [Holding deadly nightshade] This is called... the poppy seed!
    Nevin: I already know what a poppy seed is, Felicity.
    Felicity: [Slams berries in his head and smothers them around his forehead] You use it to make people fall asleep just a bit easier!
    Nevin: I don't think this is a poppy seed, but I do think I'm going to pass out.
    Daisuke: Felicity! Is that an actual plant you're touching? You've improved so much!
    Nevin: So do you think this is all berry juice? 'Cause I think my eye's also bleeding...
    [Source: Moonkitti.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  2. #42
    Nuclear Rage

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    Felicity Rhyolite
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    Yvonne: Uh, hey, Felicity? I need some help.
    Felicity: *In pharmacist/ medic mode* What hurts?
    Yvonne: It's incredibly serious.
    Felicity: Out with it! It is my duty to take care of my friends.
    Yvonne: It's... my heart.
    Felicity: OH NO WE HAVE TO-
    Yvonne: No! Not like that, Felicity!
    Felicity: What?
    Yvonne: How can you tell if someone really loves you?
    Felicity: Oh. Well, you see, I can always count on Nevin to be there when I need him.
    Yvonne: No, Felicity. I mean how can you tell if someone's in love with you?
    Felicity: Nobody loves me, Yvonne.
    Yvonne: Look, look, look, Felicity-
    Source: Moonkitti.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  3. #43
    Let Them Sing

    EXP: 155,108, Level: 17
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    Shin: But Dirks, you said I was in with a chance at being admin!

    Max Dirks: Half an hour ago you WERE in with a chance! This is half an hour hence! We've fucking time travelled, yeah? Maybe outside there are robots walking about, maybe Davina McColl's the new pope. Maybe you can download rice!

    Shin: So, where does this leave me?

    Max Dirks: Well, I guess where this leaves you Shin is on the back benches of the Althanas staff, with a big "vote for me" sticker on the end of your big flacid dick. Get back on the train to Lyesville, pronto!



    (Copyright The Thick of It)
    Last edited by Shinsou Vaan Osiris; 12-14-2018 at 10:46 AM.

  4. #44
    Nuclear Rage

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    Shin: You... Uh... Look like a neanderthal.
    Felicity: What. The. Heck. Did you just say!?! I DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS I DO NOT SURRENDER PREPARE TO DIE!
    Shin: Dude, you're like, a baby.
    (Source - Moonkitti: Rootpaw Dies.)
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


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  5. #45
    Nuclear Rage

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    Terawyn: Hey, want anything to eat?
    Ayleth: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!
    Ashla: A bagel.
    Ayleth: NOOOOO!
    Ashla: Two bagels.
    [Source: Vine.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  6. #46
    Nuclear Rage

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    "We're dead! We're dead! We're alive, but we're dead!" - Everyone, during the End of All Things.
    SOURCE The Incredibles.

    Shinsou: Punch me in the face.
    Philomel: Punch you?
    Shinsou: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
    Philomel: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.
    SOURCE Sherlock.

    Person: [Gets bitten by snake]
    Person: Oh no! Please help me! Is it poisonous?
    Felicity: Nope.
    Person: Oh, thank the Thayne-
    Felicity: It's venomous.
    SOURCE: Meme.

    [When Amari first "joined" the Crimson Hand]
    Amari: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
    Aur: [With his mouth full] Kill two.
    SOURCE Tumblr.

    Shinsou: You're so dramatic!
    Philomel, with a rose between her lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping herself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.
    SOURCE Tumblr.

    "I had to take a sick day. I’m so sick of these people." - Philomel.
    SOURCE Seinfeld.

    "I’m a member of the GATE. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff!" - Alyssa Snow.
    SOURCE Steven Universe.

    [Now that Felicity's 18]
    Felicity: I need an adult.
    Felicity: Wait, I am an adult.
    Felicity: I NEED A BETTER ADULT!
    SOURCE Tumblr.


    And now, a scene from Fallout: Nuclear Rage:
    Shinsou: You're awfully mature for someone your age.
    Felicity: Thanks! It's the trauma.
    SOURCE ???
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  7. #47
    Nuclear Rage

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    Felicity: *Treating a sick child* This might hurt a little.
    Kid: Okay.
    Felicity: There is no Santa Claus.
    Source: Meme.

    Felicity: I've got good news and bad news.
    Patient: Good first.
    Felicity: You're going to lose fifty pounds!
    Patient: And bad?
    Felicity: Fifty pounds worth of legs.
    Source: Meme.

    Patient: Well, you see doctor, obesity runs in my family.
    Felicity: No, the problem is nobody runs in your family.
    Source: Meme.

    Felicity: You need to quit smoking!
    Patient: Tell me something I don't know!
    Felicity: Your dad.
    Source: Meme.

    Felicity: *Shoving herbs into patient's face* Eat these if you don't want to die.
    Source: Warrior Cats Fanbase.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  8. #48
    Nuclear Rage

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    Karl Mayrdorff: DUES VALT!
    [Source: Meme.]

    Philomel: [Flirting] Hi, I'm Philomel.
    Felicity: Hi, I'm straight.
    [Source: It Sucks to be Luigi.]

    Owen: Bye, lads, make me lotsa money:
    Sage: Bye, Lulia! Bye, Master! Bye, Lulia...
    Victor: You said "Bye Lulia" two times.
    Sage: I like Lulia.
    [Source: SpongeBob SquarePants.]

    John Cromwell: [Holding up Hayate's new arm] BEHOLD! MY CREATION!
    [Source: VeggieTales.]

    [Hayate bawling in a bar]
    Felicity: [walks in unaware] Hey, new Brotherhood Manager!
    [Hayate continues bawling]
    Felicity: Wow. The pressure's setting in on him already.
    Hayate: No, Fel, I didn't get the promotion.
    Felicity: WHAT! Why?!
    Hayate: Mr. Osiris says I'm just a kid...
    Felicity: What! But saying you're a kid is like saying I'm a kid!
    Waiter [walks in with tray] Here's your kid's meal, ma'am.
    Felicity: Uh, I'm supposed to get a toy with that.
    [Source: Spongebob.]

    Shinsou: *Standing alone in the kitchen'
    Hayate and Felicity: *Burst in* DAD WE'RE THIRSTY!
    Shinsou: Well I should hope so. You kids have been playing outside for the past nine hours.
    Hayate and Felicity: *look down* Yeah...
    Shinsou: Who would like a delicious chocolaty batch of Circletine?
    Hayate and Felicity: CIIIRCLETIIIIIIIINE!?!
    Hayate: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Turns on Corpse King and destroys a glass*
    Shinsou: Get the milk and vinegar!
    *Hayate and Felicity rush and get the ingredients, putting them on the table*
    Shinsou: *Pours Circletine powder*
    Philomel: *Opens door* Hey, gang!
    Shinsou: CIIIRCLETIIIIIIIIIINE! *Chucks a glass*
    Philomel: Nope. Not today. *Closes door and leaves*
    Shinsou: Mix em together, kids!
    Hayate and Felicity: *Mix ingredients* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    Shinsou: It's ready! Go tell grandpa.
    *Grandpa Storm Veritas is reclining in the other room*
    Hayate and Felicity: CIIIIIRCLETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
    Storm Veritas: Whoa! Ahhh! *Starts lightning storm*
    [Source: Circletine.]
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  9. #49
    Nuclear Rage

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    [Gweneal x Felicity addition. I have no idea where most of these quotes are from.]

    Felicity: THE PYTHAGOREAN ALGORITHM, YOU FOOLS!
    Gwenael: Babe, calm down. It's just trivia night.

    Felicity: I need coffee.
    Gwenael: You shouldn’t be having more than three cups a day, and this is your fifth cup in the last two hours
    Felicity: Just give me my coffee!

    Felicity: [Flirts]
    Gwenael: [Flirts back]
    Felicity [Thinking to herself]: I was not expecting this outcome. What in the world do I do now??

    Felicity: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
    Gwenael: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
    Felicity: The normal “Childhood” thing blew by too.

    Gwenael: Whoever invented gummy vitamins is my enemy. Very expensive candy that I can only have two pieces of per day! What am I being tested for?
    Felicity : I've had 6 vitamins today, so I'm incredibly strong now basically, and I can destroy anyone. I'll go fight a Thayne to prove it.
    Gwenael: Felicity, no.

    Gwenael : Hey, I made some chocolate dessert; do you want some.
    Felicity, who ate a giant slice of pecan coffee cake and 7 oreos: Yeah sure.

    Felicity: Hey, how are you?
    Gweneal: I would die for you.
    Felicity:
    Gweneal: I mean, I’m good how are you?

    Am'aleh: I didn't think you were the type to lose your sanity for a girl.
    Gweneal: I didn't either.

    Gweneal: I heard you like bad boys. I’ll have you know, I’m bad at everything.
    Felicity: Gwen… what??

    Gweneal: I really shouldn’t have introduced Lassie to memes.
    Shinsou: …Why?
    Gweneal: Because-
    Felicity: SOMe-
    Gweneal: Oh Ethereal Sw-
    Felicity: *KiCKs doOr DoWn*
    B O D Y ONCE TOLD ME

    Felicity: You’re only sick if you act like you’re sick. If you act like you’re healthy then you’ll be alright.
    Gweneal: Felicity, you’re literally bleeding out right now.

    Gweneal: Jomil gave me a get better soon card-
    Felicity: Aw, that’s so sweet of her!
    Gweneal: I wasn’t sick. She just thought I could do better.


    [Day Seven of Quarantine:]
    Felicity: Gwenael, can you go get something for dinner?
    Gwenael: Absolutely not.
    Felicity: Why?
    Gwenael: I'm practicing good social distancing.
    Felicity: But you can't even get sick!
    Gwenael: I must be a good example for foolish humans like you.
    Felicity: [Throws pillow] Jerk!
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

  10. #50
    Nuclear Rage

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    Storm: Hayate, are you here?
    Hayate: [Raises hand]
    Storm: Sorry. Didn't recognize you with your hair tied. Felicity, are you here?
    Felicity: [Raises hand]
    Storm: Didn’t recognize you with your shut mouth.
    [ Source: Tumblr.]

    Shinsou: Listen, son. In this world, it's either yeet or be yeeted.
    Hayate: I'm literally begging you to stop.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Shinsou: Why are you here?
    Storm: Couldn't live without you, I guess.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Felicity [Pointing sword at crowd gathering around her after saving them from Drexel] GET BACK, YOU SAVAGES!
    Shinsou: Sorry, sorry! She's just not used to positive feedback!
    [Source: Megamind.]

    Storm: Shinsou’s not my best friend.
    Arius: You mean Shinsou Vaan Osiris, the moron?
    Storm: That's my best friend, you monster!
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Storm: Your secrets are safe with me. I zoned out about thirty minutes ago.
    [Source: Tumblr.]

    Shinsou: Storm tells me I have a favorite apprentice and that's not true! I love Felicity's and not Felicity's equally!
    Unknown.
    "I can't be proud of anything. I am ashamed of everything."

    "I gave my heart, my allegiance, all my energy for this and got nothing but ashes in return. What on earth did I do to deserve being chewed and spit out like this? Time and time again, it's all the same."


    Felicity Playlist.

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