Incorrect Althanas Quotes

[Flamebird]

Basically, you take a quote from a show, movie, comic, meme, etc. and apply it to Althanas' cast. It's highly suggested that you add the source. Preferably in character? Have fun!

Amari: Can I get some advice?
Maddy: I'm not great at advice.
Maddy: Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
[Source: Friends]

Fenn: Alchemist, it's really muggy outside today.
Nevin: Fenn, if you put all my mugs on my front porch, I'm kicking you out again!
Fenn: [Sips coffee from bowl]
[Source: Twitter]

Felicity: You can't spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.
Ashla: Yes, I can.
[Source: Lego Batman Movie]

Ashla: You sound childish.
Felicity: You sound adultish.
[Source: VeggieTales in the House]

Amari: Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?!?
[Source: Spongebob Squarepants]

Nevin: GOODBYE, EVERYONE! I'LL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THERAPY!!!
[Source: Spongebob Squarepants]

Maddy: The real treasure was the memories we made.
Lye: You almost killed me.
Maddy: That was my fondest memory.
[Source: Unknown ]

Fenn, over a long distance communications device: It's Fenn.
Amari: What did he do this time?
Fenn: No, it's Fenn. It's actually me.
Amari: What did you do this time?
[Source: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.]

Seth: What makes you think I'm upset?
Lye: The giant hole you carved into the table.
[Source: B99.]

Philomel, running into the room: Did someone say beauty? Because here I am!
[Source: The Suite Life on Deck.]

Nevin: You once broke a rib trying to fight one of those inflatable flobby guys at a car dealership.
Fenn: I won.
[Source: Parks and Rec.]

Skie: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Seth, internally: A horrible decision, really.
[Source: Tangled.]

Maddy: if we’re gonna make it out alive, we’re gonna need an illogical solution. A truly dumb idea.
Everyone: [Looks at Fenn]
[Source: Young Justice.]

Felicity: Has anyone seen Ashla?
Ashla, lying face-down on the floor: Present.
[Source: B99.]

Person: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Artemis: And you came to me?
[Source: Modern Family.]

Ashla: I'm the worst person in the world! I'm never good enough! I hate myself!
Also Ashla: I'm the greatest person in the world! I rock! Way to go, me!
[Source: Tumblr.]

Amari: [Hugs Lye]
Lye: What are you doing? What is this?
Amari: Affection.
Lye: Disgusting.
Lye:
Lye: Do it again.
[Source: Tumblr.]

[Ashla]

Felicity: Once you’ve hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up!
Ashla: You underestimate me, I have brought my pickaxe and I am ready to dig.
[Source: ???]

Nevin: I know what's going on in your head.
Felicity: Oh, well then, welcome to the terror dome.
[Source: Parks and Rec.]

Fenn: If we’re ever in a situation where I’m the “voice of reason”, then we are in a really bad situation.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Maddy, whispering: I don't like you.
Lye, whispering: I'll get over it.
[Source: Modern Family.]

Ashla: I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everybody else.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Philomel: You're alive!
Shin: Philosophically arguable, but physically... yes, I am.
[Source: Sense8.]

Fenn: I need an adult.
Fenn: Wait, I am an adult.
Fenn: I NEED A BETTER ADULT!
[Source: Tumblr.]

Elthas: Alerar! Not exactly the friendliest place in town. It’s more of a “shoot first, then shoot again, then pull the trigger a few more times before asking questions” kinda place. And I’m not even sure they bother with the “asking questions” part anymore.
[Source: Longest Journey.]

[Venex Apara]

Ven: The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self.
~Mr. Rogers

Archie: STOP! NOW WE ARE AT ZERO TOLERANCE NOW! DO YOU HEAR ME?! ZERO TOLERANCE! You boy have got to learn to behave! From now on--

Ven: Who wants more mac and cheese?

Archie: THAT IS IT! SIT DOWN! JUST BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER ISN'T HERE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN MISBEHAVE! Now, when I say zero tolerance, I mean zero tolerance! Tolerance to the zero degree! I'm talking zip, nothing, zilch! IN TERMS OF TOLERANCE!
~Malcolm In The Middle

[Flamebird]

Lye: *Has feelings*
Lye: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won't let it happen again.
[Source: Jarring.]

Amari: Lye, what's a metaphor?
Lye: My life is a train wreck.
Amari: I know, Lye, but what's a metaphor?
[Source: Twitter.]

Ashla: Now, Felicity. What do we say if someone asks you out?
Felicity: BEGONE THOT!!!
Ashla, tearing up: I'm so proud of you...
[Source: Tumblr.]

Maddy: If you could change your name what would you change it to?
Amari: Forty exclamation points in a row and pronounced like a person screaming.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Eteri: Why am I always so tired?
Nevin: Not enough sleep, poor diet, dehydration, not enough exercise...
Eteri: If only there was something I could do about it.
Nevin: Go to bed earlier, eat healthier, go for a walk...
Eteri: But there isn't.
Nevin: [Screaming internally]
[Source: The Awkward Yeti.]

Lye [Imitating Ashla] "I can power a small city with my whining."
Ashla: I probably could...
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

"You will forever have a place within the organ that pumps my blood." - Lye, to Amari.
[Source: Legend of Korra.]

Nevin: I just got a new notebook, what should I put it in?
Fenn: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.
Eteri: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm taking suggestions from anyone except you two.
Ezra: Put spaghetti in it.
Nevin: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
[Source: Tumblr.]

[Shinsou Vaan Osiris]

Breaker: "I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters" [Snatch]

Shinsou: "He's leaking intelligence? Tell you what, if you think he's leaking now wait until I fucking get hold of him! HE'LL LOOK LIKE MEL GIBSON'S JESUS!" [The Thick of It]

[Flamebird]

Fenn: *Walks into Nevin's shop* Oh hey honey candy BLARGH I HAVE THE DYING!
[Source: Nevin. Just Nevin. I had to post this.]

Felicity: *Pouring apple juice into shot glass* SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS-
[Source: Tumblr]

Lye: Look, Madison. I want to apologize for everything I said. For what it’s worth, I really like having you around.
Maddy: No, you don’t.
Lye: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
[Source: Scrubs]

Aur: A peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. The fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
[Source: ???]

*Eiskalt and Akashima blow up*
Lye: MADISON, WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?
Maddy: My best.
[Source: ???]

Felicity: Ashla, what are you doing in these creepy woods? Did you mess up Daisuke's magic potion too?
Ashla: Not unless you call my life a magic potion...
Felicity: Cool, cool, depressing, cool...
[Source: Homestar Runner]

[Hydra]

Sylvester: Once you eliminate the impossible... Check for magic.

[Flamebird]

Nevin: [Carries Fenn outside his shop, over his head with his threads]
Nevin: [Throws Fenn out]
Fenn: MY LEG!!
[Source: Spongebob]

Avin's Master: You are my servent's brother's sister!
Avin: What does that mean?"
Avin's Master: Absolutely nothing. Prepare to die.
[Source: ???]

Ezra: Nevin, why are there books in the fridge?
Nevin: [Glances at the refrigerator] Um... because it's, uh, cool to read?
Ezra:
Eteri:
Fenn:
Nevin:
Everyone: DID YOU JUST-
[Source: Tumblr.]

Fenn: There is a small chance that I definitely started the fire.
[Source: Modern Family.]

Maddy: [About Amari] She said a lot of really nice things about me. It was really uncalled for.
[Source: Texts From Last Night.]

Lye: You don't get anything except humiliation and ridicule.
Ashla: I already have that, what else you got?
[Source: Red vs Blue.]

Sei Orlouge: On this day, the storm metaphors gather. But we will fight the storm with courage in our hearts. That is where courage is right? I'm pretty sure it is. Anyway, we will stand firm and not give our enemy an inch. At least we won't so long as it gives us no advantage. Tactically speaking it's impossible not to give our enemies a little bit of ground I suppose. Still, we will not yield without a fight. We will not fade into the dawn! Let us stand united because unity is always one generic feel good thing anyone can get behind without a lot of critical thought. I mean unity isn't always a good thing in and of itself. Sometimes a bit of discord can shake up a stagnant system. Um. Where was I again? Oh yes. Today we stand as one against the forces of darkness who really need to think of re-branding because forces of darkness is so 80's. Come to think of it, the forces of light could also go for a name change. Maybe like the Radiant Entente or the Illumination Coalition? Regardless, we will win this day! Our courage will not fail so long as we remember our cause is righteous or at least in comparison to how terrible our enemy is. Its a pretty low bar to clear really. So don't mess it up I guess? Oh and charge!
[Source: Terrible Writing Advice.]

Nevin: Are you hungry?
Felicity: No, thank you.
Nevin: [Leans in] This is not an option.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Fenn: Nevin, if my stuffed bear is cold, can I put him in the toaster oven?
Nevin: No, Fenn. That would be a mistake.
Fenn: Nevin?
Nevin: Yes?
Fenn: I made a mistake.
[Source: Boy Meets World.]

[Ashla]

Nevin: How's your wound?
Felicity: My wound's great. It's getting bigger all the time.
[Nevin stares at her, unamused.]
Felicity: Just trying to lighten the mood.
[Source: Voltron.]

Nevin: We're never going to beat the evil bandits...
Ezra: It might not be so bad. We still have Eteri and Fenn.
[Camera switches to Eteri playing and saxophone and Fenn dancing to it]
Nevin: [Exasperated] WE'RE NEVER GOING TO BEAT THE EVIL BANDITS! [Falls over]
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Fenn: [Knocks on door]
Nevin: [Opens door]
Fenn: [Starts to write in frost]
Nevin: Nope. Ain't happening. [Closes door]
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Fenn: Aren't you mad because I wrecked your store?
Nevin: No, this happens every episode. I'm used to it.
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Nevin: I need a pen and paper. To write my last will and testament.
Eteri: A-a... will?
[Everybody runs around screaming]
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Everyone who's ever met Fenn: [About Fenn] AW!! HE'S SO CUTE I JUST WANNA CUDDLE HIM!!!
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Felicity: [Smashing a magic imbued item against the ground]
Felicity: I SHALL KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL YOU WORK!!!
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Eteri: Nevin, there you are. We have to find Fenn!
Nevin: Do we have to? He's just so... Fenn.
Eteri: Nev. Come on.
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Nevin: Did you ever feel like you were too weak to do something?
Felicity: [Starry eyed] I've always dreamed of wrestling grizzly bears.
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Flamebird herself: Sorrynotsorry.
[Source: Nevin.]

[Flamebird]

[Nevin is singing to Amari]
Nevin: Now listen up! Cheer up, Amari-
Nevin: -It doesn't have to be-
Nevin: -Creepy and depressing all the time!
Amari: For real?
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

Employer: What? You're quiting?
Nevin: Yes.
Employer: Is it the bad alchemist team?
Eteri, Ezra, Fenn, and Felicity: HEY!!!
[Source: VeggieTales in the City.]

Maddy: I'm surrounded by idiots...
[Source: Lion King.]

Fenn: Can you help me get this bottle off my nose?
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

Amari: My life is a hideous montage of humiliation and shame!
[Source: Invader Zim.]

Nevin: Always deal with your emotions straight away! Never bottle anything up!
Also Nevin: [Sobbing at 3am and shoving chocolate into his mouth] I haven’t cried in two weeks and I accidentally dropped my pen onto the floor and now I'm having a breakdown.
[Source: Unknown...]

Fenn: I'M DREAMING IN BED
Fenn: THAT I'VE GOT PANTS ON MY HEAD
Fenn: I'M SLEEPING AND DREAMING 'BOUT PANTS ON MY HEAD
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

[Amari races into Lye's office with captured spy]
Amari: Sir, I have captured the enemy for meat testing!
Amari: Praise me! Praise me!
[Source: Invader Zim.]