Leoric: Hey, Felicity!
Shinsou: What would you do if we died?
Felicity: It's funny that you guys think I would let you die.
Source: ???

Felicity: You read my diary?!
Remy: At first, I didn’t know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Source: Bridesmaids

Felicity: Name one time I haven’t acted professional.
Shinsou: You’re holding a juice box right now.
Felicity: It’s to stop me from spilling my juice.
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Shinsou: Rules were made to be broken!
Felicity: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
Source: Charmed

Felicity, at four in the morning: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.
Leoric, trying to sleep: STOP!
Source: Tumblr

Leoric: Do you like my outfit?
Felicity: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Leoric: Ohh, Felicity-
Felicity: -I need your chair. Get up.
Source: ???

Leoric: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life!
Adonis: Please, never become a surgeon.
Source: Tumblr

Leoric: [Kicks “G” off Graveyard sign]
Leoric: Let’s get this party started!
Source: Tumblr

Leoric: If I run and leap at Felicity, she'll catch me in her arms!
Leoric: [runs and leaps at Felicity]
Felicity: Wait! No! I'm holding coffee!
Felicity, [drops the coffee to catch Leoric]
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Leoric: I am at a loss for words!
Felicity, telling Shinsou later: Despite being lost for words, Leoric yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Source: Arrested Development