A man's wife hits him across the head.

He says "What's that for?"

She says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah written on it".

Quick as a flash he says "That's the name of a horse I bet on today, you silly cow"

She apologizes.

A week later she hits him with a frying pan!

He says, "What the fuck was that for?".

She replies. "Your horse phoned!