A young bachelor is flying and to his luck is seated next to a beautiful brunette, who immediately catches his eye with a dazzling smile.

Twenty minutes into the flight, she opens a book with an amazing cover - "The Male Penis".

Exasperated, he can't help but ask about it. "Call me juvenile, but anything interesting in your book there? Looks wild!"

Coyly, the lovely girl responds. "Actually, according to this, amongst light skinned males, native american men tend to have the thickest manhoods, whereas polish men are on average blessed with the best length."

"Well, you know what they say about lies and statistics and all that." His cheeks blush as he tries to break the ice further. "It's a great story either way. Say, I didn't catch your name?"

"Debbie. Debbie Alexander, thanks. And your name?"

"Oh, me? Tonto Kowalski. Damned nice to meet you."