Yvonne: There's the guy who took your ice cream. Now's your chance, be assertive!
Lilly: Hey, that's my ice cream!
Yvonne: Great, now let him have it!
Lilly: That's okay, you can have it.
Yvonne: [Facepalms.]
[Source: Spongebob Squarepants.]
I just choked on my bhuja snacks.

OMG.
Fenn: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Nevin: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Stare: Spiders.
Eteri: Wasps.
Ezra: Terriers.
Felicity: Yvonne.
[Source: Internet.]
I'm literally crying from laughing too much. Someone, help. Did not expect. *struggles to take breath*

Like, no, stop! Recognize my power! Haha, these get funnier as time goes on and we get to know each other's characters better, lol.