• "I have so many characters, what do I do with them-HEY, I HAVE A NEW CHARACTER CONCEPT!"
• Should they just explain their backstory or is it flashback time?
• *After writing ten millionth first chapter draft* THIS SUCKS! *Flips table*
• Reevaluating the entire story because I spotted a plot hole.
• Twenty billion hours of research later: "I still have no idea how to describe a murder stroke."
• MOAR SHOCKING DEATH SCENES! MOAR GRIMDARK! MUST BE DARK AND "REALISTIC" ENOUGH! - Ew, my story is too dark. This is so depressing! I should lighten up the mood here - GAH! PEOPLE (as in Star Wars "fans") HATE LIGHT HEARTED STORIES! ADD IN MOAR BLUD! - I hate how depressing and gloomy this is! I need to add a scene where everybody just has fun... - OH MY GOODN-
• *In front of blank word document* Wut aer wherds?
• *Drowns in research*
• Good thing my entire self esteem hinges on how good this rough draft is!
• "This song would fit amazingly for an AMV for character 18,052!"
• *Religiously binge watches Terrible Writing Advice*
• *Sees Bible verse* Hey, that could inspire a new sub-plot!
• Please in-depth evaluate my story and characters, YouTube analysis youtubers?
• *Never actually writes anything.*
• My own story confuses me...
• *Writes characters rap-battling each other instead of writing the story itself*
• *Makes flow-chart of weird technology progression*