Felicity: Once you’ve hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up!
Ashla: You underestimate me, I have brought my pickaxe and I am ready to dig.
[Source: ???]

Nevin: I know what's going on in your head.
Felicity: Oh, well then, welcome to the terror dome.
[Source: Parks and Rec.]

Fenn: If we’re ever in a situation where I’m the “voice of reason”, then we are in a really bad situation.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Maddy, whispering: I don't like you.
Lye, whispering: I'll get over it.
[Source: Modern Family.]

Ashla: I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everybody else.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Philomel: You're alive!
Shin: Philosophically arguable, but physically... yes, I am.
[Source: Sense8.]

Fenn: I need an adult.
Fenn: Wait, I am an adult.
Fenn: I NEED A BETTER ADULT!
[Source: Tumblr.]

Elthas: Alerar! Not exactly the friendliest place in town. It’s more of a “shoot first, then shoot again, then pull the trigger a few more times before asking questions” kinda place. And I’m not even sure they bother with the “asking questions” part anymore.
[Source: Longest Journey.]