Random IM convo thread #55215943323

[FennWenn]

(10:08:53) Lye: I want to hug a hype.
(10:08:59) Lye: So like...
(10:09:05) Lye: If I cut off a hype arm
(10:09:10) Lye: And stuck it in soil
(10:09:17) Lye: Would I get a minihype?
(10:09:24) Briarheart: You'd get a necking of a lifetime
(10:09:28) FennWenn: !!!
(10:09:38) Briarheart: And probably not
(10:09:42) Lye: It's called landscaping.
(10:09:47) Briarheart:
(10:09:53) Briarheart: Hype would cry
(10:09:56) Briarheart: Bite your throat out
(10:10:01) Briarheart: Consume thy flesh
(10:10:09) Lye: Would a hype bikini wax require hedge trimmers?
(10:10:11) Briarheart: And then cry some more because that was so unladylike
(10:10:15) Amari: omg
(10:10:21) Briarheart: :O
(10:10:26) FennWenn: Poor Hypehype
(10:10:40) Amari: can we keep the hye plant in the windowsill
(10:10:42) Amari: of our little abode
(10:10:48) Briarheart bristles
(10:10:50) Briarheart fluffs
(10:10:56) Briarheart scatters things about
(10:11:13) Lye: Overloading Andy is one of my favorite things.
(10:11:24) Atzar: he's throwing a plantrum
(10:11:35) Briarheart acquires admin powers
(10:11:38) FennWenn: Leaf him alooone
(10:11:38) Atzar: B)
(10:11:39) Briarheart /kick Atzar
(10:11:47) Briarheart /kick FennWenn
(10:11:53) FennWenn: Nuuuu
(10:12:04) Briarheart /ban Lye
(10:12:05) FennWenn firmly roots self in chat
(10:12:09) Amari: I mean.
(10:12:21) Amari: he's all bark and no bite
(10:12:34) Lye: Hate to see him leave, but love to watch him walk away.
(10:12:39) FennWenn: No need to get thorny
(10:13:03) Briarheart kick Amari
(10:13:06) Lye: ermagerd thurns!
(10:13:11) Briarheart /ban FennWenn
(10:13:16) Atzar: eh, he'll be vine eventually
(10:13:16) Lye: Oh god
(10:13:19) Briarheart /deleteaccount Lye
(10:13:21) Amari: I will kick yu Mister!
(10:13:22) FennWenn: Lye really is on the hedge
(10:13:27) Briarheart /deleteaccount Atzar
(10:13:31) Lye: Did you see the Irma gerd florida house?
(10:13:33) FennWenn: and so am I
(10:13:36) Briarheart /deleteaccount FennWenn
(10:13:42) Amari: well lye is turning a new leaf
(10:13:43) Briarheart: Yes I did, it was great
(10:13:53) Lye: Amazing.
(10:14:05) Briarheart buys the rights to the site from Dirks and shuts it down
(10:14:11) Lye: That guy should win a home upgrade.
(10:14:19) Briarheart sells the name for two orders of mozarella sticks
(10:14:31) Atzar: so you'd be acquiring root admin powers?
(10:14:44) FennWenn: All these problems stemmed from our puns
(10:15:07) Lye: I think the puns is the one reason Andy went archivist for a while.
(10:15:22) Briarheart: Well
(10:15:25) Briarheart: it was part of the reason
(10:15:34) FennWenn: But then we turned a new page and made book puns
(10:15:41) Briarheart: Other part was I had some stories I wanted to tell in that veign
(10:15:43) Briarheart: Veing
(10:15:49) Briarheart: fucking hell fein
(10:15:51) Briarheart: SHIT
(10:15:53) Briarheart: vein
(10:15:56) Briarheart: THERE WE GO
(10:15:56) Atzar: LOL
(10:16:04) Lye: He's shaken up.
(10:16:09) Lye: We've done our job.
(10:16:17) FennWenn: O dear
(10:16:19) Briarheart: You are all the literal worst.
(10:16:22) Lye: Now give the man some Motza sticks
(10:16:50) Lye: He needs to go to his happy place
(10:16:54) Amari: <3
(10:16:58) Briarheart: yes
(10:17:00) Briarheart: gib
(10:17:05) FennWenn: Vine by me
(10:17:19) Briarheart /deletecomputer FennWenn
(10:17:36) FennWenn: Do excess puns soil the joke?
(10:17:46) Althanas: Briarheart logs out of the Chat.
(10:17:46) FennWenn shrivels into goo
(10:17:58) Atzar: this has been ideal
(10:17:58) FennWenn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(10:18:30) Amari: hahahhahhaha
(10:18:37) Lye: When Andy leaves after a good punning, I feel he pushes away from his desk and does that kermit gif.
(10:18:45) Lye: Just arm flailing and angry screaming.
(10:19:00) Amari continues to bother him with puns on FB
(10:19:15) Atzar: yes, I can envision this