As heavy metal music blasted in the background, Felicity put on a biker outfit and sweet sunglasses. With her mighty fanboy worshipped katana in her hands, she walked outside in such style and awesomeness. The mere sight of the katana was enough to blind all who gazed upon it.

Walking up to the MP3 Army, Felicity struck a dramatic pose, "Surrender, MP3 Players! Nothing can beat the classics of vinyl records!"

As most the army quavered and hid from the katana's incredibleness, the leader growled, pouring nails into his mouth, "Vinyls are outdated and useless. They cannot even connect to bluetooth! Hahaha!"

A squealy guitar solo played as Felicity spoke, "You can never replace the classics." She raised her katana, "Prepare to feel my wrath!"

With that, Felicity raced into battle. MP3 Players exploded upon contact with the katana. As explosions happened in crappy CGI quality, Felicity screamed as she squirted ketchup on herself and wildly swung the blade. Random MP3 Players were struck my lightning as the blade continued to explode MP3's.

At the end... Felicity stood victorious on a pile of broken machines.