"Is ruining people’s lives a hobby?" - Lye.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Fenn: (tearful) Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread...
Nevin: Are you okay?
Fenn: Eteri stole my freaking garlic bread...
[Source: Tumblr.]

"It’s Monday, and you know what that means! Time to train 10,000 pigeons for the purposes of revenge!" - Fenn.
[Source: Twitter.]

Felicity: Am I in trouble?
Yvonne: Have a guess.
Felicity: ... No?
Yvonne: Have another guess.
[Source: ???]

Eteri: So what time does the Judgemental Express arrive?
Nevin: Stare gets here at noon.
[Source: Gilmore Girls.]

Joshua: Wow, you're really mature for someone your age!
Felicity: Thanks, it's the trauma.
[Source: ???]

Hunter: Can we kill him??
Lilthis: No.
Hunter. I can make it look like an accident…
Lilthis: … How?
Lilthis: -Wait, no.
[Source: ???]

Eteri: Need some sleep, Nevin?
Nevin: Uh, no?
Eteri: You have bags under your eyes.
Nevin: It’s a look I’m going for.
[Source: NCIS.]