[When Scarlet reduces Maddy to a singed pile of plant goo]
Maddy: Well, at least I still have my personality...
[Source: Spongebob.]

"Can people stop making jokes about death? I died once and I'm offended." - Kyla Orlouge.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Philomel: Did you just refer to the knife as the “people opener”?
Fil'ayn: Should I not have?
[Source: ???]

"If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now." - Lye.
[Source: Psych.]

Shinsou: You're so dramatic!
Philomel, with a rose between her lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping herself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Ezra: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.
Nevin: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Eteri didn’t notice it so I said “Eteri, deer!”
Ezra: And????
Nevin: Tell her your answer.
Eteri: …
Eteri [sighs]: “Yes, dear?”
[Source: Tumblr.]

"How do you compassionately stab someone?" - Scarlet.
[Source: Fire Emblem Gaiden.]

Felicity: [Holds fire on water]
Nevin: What are you trying...
Felicity: No, don't ask me what I'm doing!
Nevin: Are you trying to burn water!?
Felicity: Water is made of oxygen and hydrogen. Oxygen is oxidizing and hydrogen is highly flammable.
Nevin: But you can't burn water.
Felicity: THAT'S WHY I HATE WATER!
[Source: Tumblr.]