Incorrect Althanas Quotes

[Flamebird]

Fenn: Hey, Nevin! I'm inside your house.
Nevin: Oh. That sucks. What can I do for ya?
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

Zack Blaze: [Singing] I can't believe how awesome I am!
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

"This is you, and this is your badness level. It is unusually high for someone your size." - Philomel, to Fenn.
[Source: Lilo and Stitch.]

Fenn: I put the fires out.
Amari: You made them worse!
Fenn: Worse ... or better?
[Source: Invader Zim.]

Aur: Guys, let me ask you a question. Can you two agree on anything?
Lye: Yeah.
Maddy: Not really.
Aur: Good to know.
[Source: ???]

Felicity: Tell you what, I'll get the gasoline.
Nevin: We're not gonna burn it!
Felicity: Come on, man! You never let me burn anything.
[Source:It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.]

"Breaking the rules is just one of Zack Blaze's many job responsibilities. And let’s not forget bucking the system, rabble-rousing, and assaulting superior officers." - Zack Blaze.
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

"You’re living a lie. Would you like cash back?" - Nevin, to Valino.
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

Shin: Those guys on the other side of the room are staring at you.
Philomel: Of course they are, I am stunningly attractive.
[Source: City of Bones.]

Lye: Did you do it?
Amari: Something goes wrong and you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
[Pause]
Amari: Yes, I did.
[Source: Tumblr.]

[Nevin and Eteri are eating ice cream, Fenn races in crying]
Fenn: Nevin! Cat lady! I think I swallowed a bug! The good times are over! You gotta help me out! I could die!
Eteri: Well, what do you want we should do?
Fenn: Gimme them dang ice creams! [Grabs the ice cream bars] We'll freeze 'im out!
Fenn: [Quickly eats them]
Fenn: [Sobs] Oh-ho-ho, it deliciously didn't work!
Fenn [Runs away bawling and screaming.]
[Nevin narrows his eyes at Fenn, annoyed.]
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

[Venex Apara]

Nevin: I suddenly don't understand anything and am currently casting sincere doubt on the laughable insinuation that I or anyone else ever actually did for even a single moment.
Ven: Nevin, don't be such a damn noob.
Ven: The explanation for all the stuff I just heard is so obvious.
Nevin: What is the explanation?
Ven: Mutha.
Ven: Fuckin.
Ven: Shenanigans.

[Souce: Homestuck]

[Amari]

hahahaha these are all absolutely fantastic

[Flamebird]

Nevin: Did you tell anyone we're dating?
Eteri: Yes, Nevin. I have no self-control and told all of Scara Brae we're dating.
Nevin: Ok, no need for sarcasm.
Eteri: No, seriously. I have no control and told everyone we're dating.
[Source: ???]

Maddy: You need a hobby.
Amari: I have a hobby.
Maddy: Being bitter isn't a hobby.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Ezra: Nevin, do you want to hang out sometime?
Nevin. Generic excuse.
Ezra: Did you just say, “generic excuse?”
[Source: Twitter.]

[During Blood Fury and Alchemy]
Nevin: First, we've gotta figure out what makes your abilities unique, and then research the behoozits out of it!
Felicity: My power has behoozits?
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

"There are only four rules you need to remember: make the plan. execute the plan. expect the plan to go off the rails. throw away the plan." - Nevin.
[Source: The Flash.]

Maddy: Scarlet, if Ulroke told you to jump off a-
Amari: -YES!
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

Amari: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case.
Lye: Scarlet, that’s a coma.
Amari: Sounds festive.
[Source: Eagle 1.]

"I could get killed. or worse. Nevin could give me a lecture on responsibility again." - Felicity.
[Source: ???]

"Oh, hey all of you guys. I'm a Zack Blaze. Wow, I am so great!" - Zack Blaze.
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

"This is a dream that I have had since lunch and I am not giving up on it now." - Fenn.
[Source: The Office.]

[Eteri snuck caffeine into Nevin's water, now he's acting crazy and insane. Ezra is sitting on the couch and Nevin is hanging upside-down from the ceiling.]
Ezra: Get down!
Nevin: No!
Ezra: GET DOWN!
Nevin: No, no... Parakeet.
Ezra: [Backing up for space in disbelief, and very clearly] Did you just say "parakeet"???
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

Nevin: I don't know how you all wound up like this. But I do know it's Fenn's fault.
[Everyone yells at Fenn]
Fenn: Glad you enjoy my work!
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

[Flamebird]

Only one this time :/

Nevin: I'm sorry for ruining our fishing trip, everyone.
Fenn: Wow, usually I'm the one who ruins everything...
[Source: VeggieTales in the House.]

[Amari]

pfft I always have fun reading these

[Flamebird]

[When Scarlet reduces Maddy to a singed pile of plant goo]
Maddy: Well, at least I still have my personality...
[Source: Spongebob.]

"Can people stop making jokes about death? I died once and I'm offended." - Kyla Orlouge.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Philomel: Did you just refer to the knife as the “people opener”?
Fil'ayn: Should I not have?
[Source: ???]

"If I had learned how to laugh as a child, I would right now." - Lye.
[Source: Psych.]

Shinsou: You're so dramatic!
Philomel, with a rose between her lips, throwing glitter around, dressed in evening wear during the day, draping herself across a piano: I have no idea what you're talking about.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Ezra: Explain to me how you two got in an accident.
Nevin: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road and Eteri didn’t notice it so I said “Eteri, deer!”
Ezra: And????
Nevin: Tell her your answer.
Eteri: …
Eteri [sighs]: “Yes, dear?”
[Source: Tumblr.]

"How do you compassionately stab someone?" - Scarlet.
[Source: Fire Emblem Gaiden.]

Felicity: [Holds fire on water]
Nevin: What are you trying...
Felicity: No, don't ask me what I'm doing!
Nevin: Are you trying to burn water!?
Felicity: Water is made of oxygen and hydrogen. Oxygen is oxidizing and hydrogen is highly flammable.
Nevin: But you can't burn water.
Felicity: THAT'S WHY I HATE WATER!
[Source: Tumblr.]

[FennWenn]

Ezra: WHAT IS THIS SENSATION DEEP WITHIN ME?
Nevin: Ezra, that's called an 'emotion'.
Ezra: GET IT OUT!
[source: it's me. i am genius]

Fenn: *stabbed in the gut by a sword*
Fenn: Oh no, I'm allergic!
Fenn: No, really, I'm allergic. This burns.
[source: pintrist possibly]

"He sounded horribly, horribly sane. And then I remembered the drugs."
- Fenn
[source: its meeee a mario]

Nevin: Why do people keep trying to put his blanket on me?
Eteri: Because you’re in shock!
Nevin: That doesn’t mean I need a blanket. It means I need booze.
[source: i have done me a strong forget]

Ezra: I would like to join you in acknowledging the difficulties of your life.
Nevin: You are the worst at this comfort thing.
[source: i did another strong forget. pintrest?]

Fenn: If I wear a shirt inside out, then the entire universe would be wearing it except me.
Fenn: *throws on an ugly red sweater*
[source: i do a give up]

let me know if some of these have been said already, 'cause I'm gettin a strong sense of deja vu here and I don't know why...

[Flamebird]

Ashla: You know you can take more than one trip?
Felicity: [Carrying 50 bags] Two trips are for the weak!
[Source: Tumblr.]

Eteri: Do you think trees have family trees?
Nevin: You mean a forest.
Eteri: Wait-
[Source: Tumblr.]

"The details are irrelevant, just bail me out of jail!" - Fenn, to Nevin.
[Source: ???]

Amari: The sign says 'do not touch.'
Maddy: [Pushes sign over] Not anymore.
[Source: Psych.]

[Nevin meets Eteri's parents]
Nevin: I think your mom liked me.
Eteri: She begged me to marry you after you left.
[Source: ???]

Nevin: If anything goes wrong I’m holding you responsible.
Fenn: Oh yeah, that’ll teach me.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Philomel: You don’t understand. I had a very tough childhood.
Celandine: I understand very well. I’M HAVING A VERY TOUGH CHILDHOOD!!!
[Source: A Series of Unfortunate Events.]

"Nevin told me to grow up and I was speechless. It’s hard to talk when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth." - Felicity.
[Source: Tumblr.]

Nevin: Gentle reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.
Fenn: No.
Nevin: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with unbridled rage.
[Source: Tumblr.]

[Flamebird]

[I randomly feel the need to say that I have never watched the majority of the shows I get all my quotes from. I just randomly find these online. VeggieTales, Invader Zim, and Homestar are pretty much the only ones I've watched xD]

Nevin: Oh gosh, did you put glitter in our laundry detergent?
Eteri: Yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud.
Nevin: Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter.
Eteri: Disco Dairy. Spread the party.
[Source: Parks and Rec.]

Nevin: Mr. Toivonen, are you some sort of unethical quake?
Daisuke: The most quakiest!
[Source: Homestar Runner.]

"Stand around and look cute? Well! that’s the perfect job for me! I do that all the time, without even trying!" - Philomel.
[Source: ???]

Felicity [to Ashla]: ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUIL OVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOV EYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILO-
Ashla: [Turns to Hanuh]
Hanuh [to Ashla]: I accept you under certain circumstances.
[Source: Sarah's Scribbles.]

Philomel: So this guy is giving me trouble.
Fil'ayn: Then kill him.
Philomel: Wha-no!
Fil'ayn: Then I'll kill him!
Philomel: Fil'ayn, NO!
[Source: ???]

Eteri: I'm cold.
Nevin: What? [Taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers, but of course you didn’t listen and now [Piling scarves on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t freeze to death! And [Taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner!
[Source: ???]

Felicity: Do you think trees have family trees?
Yvonne: You mean a forest.
Felicity: Wait-
[Source: Tumblr.]